A Relay Wedding Gift

My wife and I had planned a camping trip at Doctor’s Creek reserve,
a peaceful place to ease our minds, and a holiday that we deserve
amongst the natural beauty with the Goulburn River flowing past,
and lazing in a deckchair, with now and then a fishing line to caste.

That was our intention, but good intentions sometimes come unstuck,
and thanks to a memory loss, we knew that we were out of luck.
So all the camping plans that we had made, were deferred because a friend
had invited us to her girl’s wedding, and we promised we’d attend.

But this friend of ours; well, we rarely see a lot of her these days,
but it’s just the passages of time that had us going separate ways,
and with the period of absence, had caused, an abnormal shift
after stating to my wife “what shall we offer as a wedding gift?”

My wife pondered for some seconds, and after being deep in thought,
she recalled an inscribed silver tray; a wedding gift that mattered naught,
hidden away inside a cupboard that never saw the light of day,
that should be the ideal wedding gift, and better off out of our way.

But there’s just one little problem here that does need to be addressed.
Our inscription has to be removed, and altered to - from us a guest.
And once this has been done, we’ll attend with one marvellous wedding gift
that looks expensive to the eye, for shining silver gives a lift.

To a silversmith we took the tray to get our monogram removed
and rewritten with the wedded couple’s names, that we have approved,
but the silversmith just shook his head and in a sordid voice he chimes;
“I’m sorry folks, this sort of thing - can only be done so many times.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019


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Date: 3/5/2020 6:43:00 PM
Hilarious--"can only be done so many times." Oh, Lindsay, you have a winning gift of wit--one that doesn't quit. Thank you for sharing it. Hugs, Paul
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2020 11:53:00 PM
G'day Paul ... thank you once again Paul. It makes you wonder how often this does happen - Lindsay
Date: 1/5/2020 10:59:00 PM
Lindsay, this was delightful, I was not expecting that final line but it sure made me smile, you are a great storyteller, well done _ Constance
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Date: 1/6/2020 5:25:00 PM
Thanks for the compliment Constance. I hope this hasn't given anyone a devious idea - I appreciate you reading and commenting Constance - Lindsay
Date: 1/4/2020 12:40:00 PM
Oh, my! So it had been inscribed more than once already. I didn't see that coming, Lindsay, and really enjoyed the story behind your delightful, fun poem. Guess they had to find another wedding gift :) Excellent writing! Hugs, Carolyn
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Date: 1/4/2020 12:17:00 PM
I love your ending. So very clever. Great job writing. Happy New Year..........
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/6/2020 5:19:00 PM
Hello Paula … I'm pleased you got a kick out of this verse. Might happen more than we think. A bit like pass the parcel - thank you Paula - Lindsay
Date: 1/1/2020 8:10:00 AM
Ha! Yeah I guess it's not like paper work. Draw a line through it and initial! Good one Lindsay!......pat
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Date: 1/6/2020 5:08:00 PM
G'day Pat … No, certainly not like paper work, but the result is the same, just not this time - thanks Pat - Lindsay
Date: 1/1/2020 1:45:00 AM
That is so funny Lindsay. Re-gifting has its moments! I loved it! Hau'oli Makahiki Hou! Blessings for 2020 my friend! xxoo
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/6/2020 5:05:00 PM
Hello Connie … I trust your festive season went well. I gather re-gifting might go on more than we think. No fires here; plenty of smoke; welcome rain yesterday - thank you Connie - Lindsay
Date: 12/31/2019 10:35:00 PM
Haha, wasn't expecting that ending, brilliantly done Lindsay. Happy New year to you. Tom
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Date: 1/6/2020 5:02:00 PM
Thanks once again Tom … and a happy new year to you also. We're getting smoked out at the present and will until we get a breeze to push it away - Lindsay
Date: 12/31/2019 7:07:00 PM
Oh Well, re-gift was re-gifted...and if you bought something new--who knows, it could have been a return the store just freshened-up and re-wrapped. I have yet to tell my wife I was not cel.... before we got married:) Very funny write. Wonderfully told.
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Date: 1/6/2020 5:00:00 PM
Hello there Joe … we will never know in this chaotic times we live in. I guess we should never look a gift horse in the mouth - thanks Joe - Lindsay
Date: 12/31/2019 6:15:00 PM
Another winner! Well done! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 1/6/2020 4:57:00 PM
G'day Rico … thank you Rico. Hope I'm not giving you an idea on how to rid the unwanted - Lindsay
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