Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

A Promiscuous Rabbit

There once was a promiscuous rabbit
For whom sex was a thrice-a-day habit
   He'd forfeit his soul
   Going down the hole
To pay the rent, he had to cohabit


           May 23, 2019
     Entry in 'Bawdy Limerick 
Let's Keep it PG-13 Poetry Contest'
       Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Andrea Dietrich June 13, 2019 at 6:40 PM naughty boy. Loved this. Congrats on the win. Gershon Wolf June 13, 2019 at 6:50 PM 'Naughty' is just the right word for this one. Appreciate your view and encouragement, Andrea. And don't you get a congrats for your win in the same contest. (I think so, anyway). Best wishes, gw

Michelle Faulkner June 12, 2019 at 11:45 PM Congratulations on your win with your naughty rabbit limerick, Gershon! Gershon Wolf June 13, 2019 at 9:18 AM Appreciate you 'slumming' it down with the fourth-placers in the contest. LOL. Congrats again to you for your classy first-place winner, Michelle. :) gw

Jan Allison June 12, 2019 at 4:33 PM I just loved the humour GW, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Gershon Wolf June 12, 2019 at 7:09 PM Glad you liked it, Jan ~ From down here in the bunny hole, looking up at you atop the #1 winner trophy stand in Tania's contest. Congrats to you! :) gw

Tom Cunningham June 12, 2019 at 4:10 PM Even bunnies have a love life lol Congrats Tom Gershon Wolf June 12, 2019 at 7:10 PM Do I detect a faint whiff of jealousy, Tom? LOL again and again. (Well, fyi, I certainly am jealous!!) … And congrats to you on your win in the contest with Jonny VonPete. :) gw

Ralph Sergi June 12, 2019 at 7:52 AM Congratulations, Gershon! Rabbits have that habit! Gershon Wolf June 12, 2019 at 1:34 PM Rabbits do, indeed, have that habit, Ralph. Thank for your commenting. ~ gw

Tania Kitchin June 12, 2019 at 4:50 AM Gershon, congratulations on your winning placement with your fun and witty limerick! Gershon Wolf June 12, 2019 at 1:33 PM Thanks for sponsoring the contest, Tania. Appreciated! :) gw

Michelle Faulkner May 26, 2019 at 4:01 PM I had a pet rabbit as a kid - learned something about multiplying (and not for math) - good luck in the contest! Gershon Wolf May 26, 2019 at 4:43 PM Thanks for the chuckle and the good wishes, Michelle! :) gw

John Lawless May 24, 2019 at 9:23 AM Lock him in the room with a bag of cotton balls......nice take on the contest Gershon Gershon Wolf May 24, 2019 at 12:41 PM Much appreciated, John. Your comment helped me decide to enter this in the contest. Thanks for the feedback. Best wishes, Gershon

Pandita Sietesantos May 24, 2019 at 7:47 AM Oh my goodness, this is so hilarious! Your wit shines brightly! I enjoyed it so much! If it's for a contest, it's definitely a big winner! Hugs. Pandita Gershon Wolf May 24, 2019 at 12:40 PM Hope so, Pandita. Thanks to your comment and a couple of others, I have just entered our 'Play-Bunny' in Tania's Bawdy Limerick contest. Appreciate your help here. :) gw

Kim Rodrigues May 24, 2019 at 6:12 AM LOL..a clever bunny romp Gershon Wolf May 24, 2019 at 12:39 PM You might call this bunny a Play-boy! :) gw

Kurt Ravidas May 24, 2019 at 3:50 AM Ha, it's a tope)

Connie Marcum Wong May 23, 2019 at 10:01 PM I love this and we all know how bunnies multiply! Made me laugh Gershon. I hope it is a top winner if entered in the Limerick contest. : ) xxoo Gershon Wolf May 24, 2019 at 12:38 PM Thanks to your comment (and a couple of others), this bunny has just hopped into Tania's Bawdy Limerick contest. Appreciate your extremely helpful feedback, Connie. Best wishes, Gershon