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A Promiscuous Rabbit

There once was a promiscuous rabbit For whom sex was a thrice-a-day habit He'd forfeit his soul Going down the hole To pay the rent, he had to cohabit May 23, 2019 Entry in 'Bawdy Limerick Let's Keep it PG-13 Poetry Contest' Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/13/2019 6:40:00 PM

naughty boy. Loved this. Congrats on the win.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/13/2019 6:50:00 PM

'Naughty' is just the right word for this one. Appreciate your view and encouragement, Andrea. And don't you get a congrats for your win in the same contest. (I think so, anyway). Best wishes, gw

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 6/12/2019 11:45:00 PM

Congratulations on your win with your naughty rabbit limerick, Gershon!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/13/2019 9:18:00 AM

Appreciate you 'slumming' it down with the fourth-placers in the contest. LOL. Congrats again to you for your classy first-place winner, Michelle. :) gw

Jan Allison

Date: 6/12/2019 4:33:00 PM

I just loved the humour GW, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/12/2019 7:09:00 PM

Glad you liked it, Jan ~ From down here in the bunny hole, looking up at you atop the #1 winner trophy stand in Tania's contest. Congrats to you! :) gw

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/12/2019 4:10:00 PM

Even bunnies have a love life lol Congrats Tom

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/12/2019 7:10:00 PM

Do I detect a faint whiff of jealousy, Tom? LOL again and again. (Well, fyi, I certainly am jealous!!) … And congrats to you on your win in the contest with Jonny VonPete. :) gw

Ralph Sergi

Date: 6/12/2019 7:52:00 AM

Congratulations, Gershon! Rabbits have that habit!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/12/2019 1:34:00 PM

Rabbits do, indeed, have that habit, Ralph. Thank for your commenting. ~ gw

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/12/2019 4:50:00 AM

Gershon, congratulations on your winning placement with your fun and witty limerick!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/12/2019 1:33:00 PM

Thanks for sponsoring the contest, Tania. Appreciated! :) gw

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 5/26/2019 4:01:00 PM

I had a pet rabbit as a kid - learned something about multiplying (and not for math) - good luck in the contest!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/26/2019 4:43:00 PM

Thanks for the chuckle and the good wishes, Michelle! :) gw

John Lawless

Date: 5/24/2019 9:23:00 AM

Lock him in the room with a bag of cotton balls......nice take on the contest Gershon

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/24/2019 12:41:00 PM

Much appreciated, John. Your comment helped me decide to enter this in the contest. Thanks for the feedback. Best wishes, Gershon

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 5/24/2019 7:47:00 AM

Oh my goodness, this is so hilarious! Your wit shines brightly! I enjoyed it so much! If it's for a contest, it's definitely a big winner! Hugs. Pandita

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/24/2019 12:40:00 PM

Hope so, Pandita. Thanks to your comment and a couple of others, I have just entered our 'Play-Bunny' in Tania's Bawdy Limerick contest. Appreciate your help here. :) gw

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/24/2019 6:12:00 AM

LOL..a clever bunny romp

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/24/2019 12:39:00 PM

You might call this bunny a Play-boy! :) gw

Kurt Ravidas

Date: 5/24/2019 3:50:00 AM

Ha, it's a tope)

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 5/23/2019 10:01:00 PM

I love this and we all know how bunnies multiply! Made me laugh Gershon. I hope it is a top winner if entered in the Limerick contest. : ) xxoo

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/24/2019 12:38:00 PM

Thanks to your comment (and a couple of others), this bunny has just hopped into Tania's Bawdy Limerick contest. Appreciate your extremely helpful feedback, Connie. Best wishes, Gershon