A Pre-Battle Conversation
The boundingly large Dwarf shook his head, disapprovingly,"
discussing payment afterward is
not the Dwarven way"-he winced
his annoyed -- half displeasure liberally and spat,
while stroking his sword sized dagger.
Massaging into it; his family crest emblem
with a frightening amount of overzealousness.
The half-naked Elf-girl looked at him as if
she had just found a long lost playmate.
Her light colored brow thinly arched in a double
stamp of-agreement for her trouble.
(So much as things were, weeeak-ass lame)"
best to get your sh:)t upfront,
in case our sponsors die prematurely.
Like a bunch of Nanceycats", she added,
as she stroked playfully,
her own dagger,
blood thirstily answering the appeased Dwarf.
But with a much greater eros-accuracy,
nay, prowess.
The Bard was pontificatingly-stoned, big surprise,
so he replied to them both in theatrical fashion.
" Today I watched a Raven purposely fly to
a rooftop and land on its edge,
not the top or the middle! The f:) ing edge!
just so it could hop hop hop to the top!
I regret not walking around to see if
the smartass did the same going down
the other side, even though she has wing!
.What I'm trying to say my friends is,
I don't know!
But, let's go kick some Xantroxian ass
and take payment according to what we deserve."
Which is all of it!
The Elf genuflected, as if to oblige-
his insanity and raise him one,
boobs bouncing clumsily as she returned back up."
Let's get our nut on this one, she half begged,
with another arched brow of gleaming-wet-
imp-propriety....."Then I'm gonna bust one, the board...
Copyright © Jude Herrick | Year Posted 2019
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