A Parody of Fiddler on the Roof

If I were a famous poet Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long, I'd write a biddy biddy bum If I were a famous man! I wouldn't have to rhyme hard Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum If I were a biddy biddy famous yidle-diddle-didle-didle poet I'd write an excellent epic full of great adventures that thrill the world, And see the book reprinted several times Some would be hard-bound and some just plain and cheap. And sure I'd be famous and rich. And I'll be a wealthy poet. But the best part is that I'll win an Oscar Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum That's my greatest wish of all. Alas…I’m not a poet at all. Not to be sung :)