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A Night On the Town With Heather

Young lady, I see you have been sampling the family recipe again…I refuse to take you out in public until you are completely:
Sober,
Ober!

Oh, is that so?...Very good, then I regret to tell you that our date is therefore:
Over,
Ober!

Okay, okay, calm down but you will NOT be wearing that skin-tight outfit of:
Leather,
Heather!

I hope it doesn’t rain tonight. That would completely ruin our plans…Did you remember to check the:
Weather,
Heather?

Now STOP that, would y…he-he…You naughty g.. Ha-he-he-oh-ha-ha stop t-tickling me with that:
Feather,
Heather!

Wha…Oh you wild TIGRESS you!...C'mon now, whew!... Am I going to have to put you on a:
Tether,
Heather?

Okay, that's enough!…Now I shall be sitting on pins and needles waiting to see:
Whether
Heather
(Approves of these rather foolish footles)

July 1st, 2013
For her 'Make me laugh' contest' (It will probably make her cry though, or she may even thrash me within an inch of my life)

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Carrie Richards

July 22, 2013 at 9:38 AM

What a wonderful endeavor!!........How could heather not weather this storm of clever poems?? :)

Roy Jerden

July 22, 2013 at 6:15 AM

Congratulations on your win, Tim! Stole my sober, Ober rhyme, you rascal. Cheers, Roy

Russell Smith

July 21, 2013 at 4:20 PM

Footles with footnotes well done winner :)

Barbara Gorelick

July 21, 2013 at 3:57 PM

About as clever as you can get...congrats Tim..thanks for the heads up on the magazine..BG

Nette Onclaud

July 21, 2013 at 11:20 AM

coool write with lots of heather's feathers, tim... super cheers to you for the win.. yes, mine was based on end rhymes; great i was redeemed..:) huggs

Joseph May

July 21, 2013 at 6:44 AM

funny stuff....congrats on a fine win Tim....

Shadow Hamilton

July 21, 2013 at 2:49 AM

what a hoot Tim congrats on win Shadow x smiles (7)

Andrea Dietrich

July 21, 2013 at 1:22 AM

you really got her good with this one. Clever clever boy. Congratulations.

Karen Anglesey

July 20, 2013 at 9:05 PM

Outrageous humor and very fun to imagine you with Heather on this kooky date... congratulations on your well deserved win :)

Skat A

July 20, 2013 at 8:14 PM

wow! no wonder heather enjoyed, Tim. A good one. Congratulations! with the smiles. LUV ~SKAT~

Drjim Martin

July 20, 2013 at 7:24 PM

Nicely done Tim!! Congrats on your win...Jim

Heather Ober

July 20, 2013 at 7:05 PM

TIM!!! I laughed SO hard while reading this!! You know, as a kid, I hated my name because it rhymed with so many ridiculous words. You took those words and created a hilarious riot of a poem. DISCLAIMER: I have never in my life worn skin-tight leather! Hahaha. Congrats on your fine win ;)

Terry O'Leary

July 2, 2013 at 12:36 PM

Very funny/witty...good luck in the contest! Terry (and thank youfor your kind words)

Nette Onclaud

July 2, 2013 at 4:30 AM

how creative and witty this is, tim... i was wondering if footles need two words per line, nonetheless, i drool over this one... charmed!..:) huggs

Eileen Manassian

July 2, 2013 at 1:05 AM

I don't know about whether Heather will take a liking to this, but I think it's a dream! LOVED IT! :) :) :) :)

Ravi Sathasivam

July 1, 2013 at 10:27 PM

Excellent. An Interesting write.. Enjoyed reading it. Tfs Thanks for your comment on my recent poem. Appreciated.

Johnny Rhinem

July 1, 2013 at 10:15 PM

Hey Tim, First I Must Say Thank You For Your Kind Visit Albeit Your Comment Seemed Somewhat Amiss In Regards Unto The Verse ? Haha, Your Own Footle's Poe Is Quite, Well, Heathery And Love The Skin Tights Reminds Myself Of Cat Woman ˜ Love, John