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A Model Named Connie-For Contest

There once was a model named Connie
who wanted her skin to be tawny.
She took the wrong stuff,
so now she’s Miss Tough!
Her arms and her legs became brawny.

Feb. 20, 2016
* The rhyming vowel of COnnie and tAwny are the same in American English

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 3/15/2016 12:12:00 AM

Andrea, Congrats on your limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~

Paul Callus

Date: 3/7/2016 11:23:00 AM

A sure winner:) I will not say I told you so...but I did! Congratulations!!! ~ Regards // paul

Beautiful Scars

Date: 3/7/2016 10:39:00 AM

Andrea, you are always so clever and silly! congrats on your placement in the contest! -luloo *Smiles*

Teddy Kimathi

Date: 3/7/2016 5:53:00 AM

Hahahahaha.....can't stop laughing.... Congrats for your WIN Andrea!!! ;-)

John Lawless

Date: 3/6/2016 9:17:00 PM

Ya gotta read the labels for the "side effects"....Congrats on your placement. methinks it should have been higher.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 3/6/2016 8:35:00 PM

This is a good one, Andrea! Congrats on your win. Janice

Eileen Manassian

Date: 3/6/2016 8:31:00 PM

Hey you!!! Been here before...back to congratulate you on your fine win! :) You rock!

Eve Roper

Date: 3/6/2016 8:17:00 PM

haha... nice write, Andrea, congratulations on your limerick win a 7 :) Hugs Eve

Susan Gentry

Date: 3/6/2016 8:11:00 PM

Ahhh poor Connie... Congratulations on your win. :)

Sandra Haight

Date: 3/6/2016 7:52:00 PM

Ha, Ha, good one, Andrea! Congrats on your win. Hugs, Sandra

Sarita Milliner

Date: 3/6/2016 7:44:00 PM

Oh My!! Good one Andrea!! Congratulations on the win!

Jan Allison

Date: 3/6/2016 6:07:00 PM

Great humour Andrea congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Walker

Date: 2/22/2016 6:07:00 PM

Great laughing material.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/22/2016 6:03:00 PM

Hello Andrea ... Connie should have gone to specsavers - thanks for the giggle Andrea - Lindsay

Matthew Anish

Date: 2/21/2016 9:26:00 PM

Good luck in the contest! I hope you and yours are well. I see pictures of women like that at times. I worked with a personal trainer about a year ago but have now become a little lazy. Time to get back on a health routine! Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 2/21/2016 7:19:00 PM

Hilarious, my friend, Andrea! Still laughing!

Tim Smith

Date: 2/21/2016 6:03:00 PM

funny...

Paul Callus

Date: 2/21/2016 1:15:00 PM

I suppose she had to change jobs, from modeling to wrestling:) A very good limerick which I will be seeing again on the winners' list! // paul

Carrie Richards

Date: 2/21/2016 12:48:00 PM

Ha!! Have you ever tried those "tanless" suntans in a bottle? Once I did....and I looked like I had eaten too many carrots!!! Cute one, Andrea!!

Eileen Manassian

Date: 2/21/2016 5:03:00 AM

Great stuff here, Dear. How DO you come up with them....I don't know! :) I enjoyed this, but feel bad for poor Connie....being brawny ain't too great!