A Michael Myers Slam, By Michael Myers

Ode To Otis Michael Myers has his sites set now on one poor pathetic one. Michael Myers surprised that this unknown hasn't taken his own life with a gun. Michael Myers gonna do the only thing Michael Myers can do for him. Michael Myers gonna make Otis Driftwood one of Michael Myer's victims. Otis tries so hard to be a monster, but no one notices him. I'm sure he's overcompensating for something. Now what might that be Otis Driftwood? I'm betting you're impotent and can't sport any wood. If you're easily frightened, then Otis just might scare you but he'll run like a coward at the slightest BOO! Otis loves to hunt but not for the sport. Sport does not give Otis a thrill. Otis loves to hunt simply because, Otis Loves To Kill. I must give this to Otis. In this area Otis prevails. Otis has one of the largest collection of photos of animal entrails. Too bad nobody ever hear of him. That's why Michael Myers gonna make Otis one of Michael Myer's victims. Otis Driftwood will be on Michael Myers laundry list of prey but that's all the notoriety Otis Driftwood will receive I'm afraid. Otis Driftwood will only be one more of Michael Myers victims. Otis Driftwood will never be ME! Michael Myers, The True Horror Legend. PS: Hey Otis, Say Hello To Your Mother/Sister/Girlfriend Baby Firely for me. Just Mention My Name. I'm Sure She'll Remember Me, Son.