entered 1486 poetry contest sponsored by brian strand
Put on his red bathers you're joking Too tight something out front it was poking found another old pair to cover up pubic hair He's now off to the ocean for soaking Now he's looking quite bronze and quite fancy Ready to meet his girlfriend who's called Nancy on the sand they will walk hold hands while they talk One day she might be his fiancee Find a spot that's private and shady to skinny dip with his beautiful lady several others have come they see his lily white bum His girl's given surname it's O'grady From ocean water body's cool, appetisingly salty Sun burnt skin's feeling sore and quite faulty He wants to bonk on the shore She says no that's for sure He says your excuse is unloving and paltry His ex girlfriends name was Cecelia Too often he wanted to feel her with legs very bandy he was often so randy In the sun in in the hay made love to this sheila Now this oversexed man so begotten So naughty they smacked his big bottom but he wasn't deterred still did what he preferred Loved underwear made out of soft cotton Now it's summer he's feeling quite warm Many old tricks he does often perform out in his work shed there's a double sized bed Where they shed all the clothes that are worn It's now time for a warm summer party Can attend it's casual not arty farty still daylight at nine have a whopping good time Good conversation and laughter that's hearty
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entered 1486 poetry contest sponsored by brian strand