Notes About The Poem

fiction poem for contest

A Lean New Year

I let out a scream when I stand on the scales - the bitter truth, I’ve joined the species of whales! I plan to go on a new weight loss diet food is grilled, you must never fry it! Those pre packed diet foods are such a racket there’s more nutrients in the cardboard packet I’ll be enrolling at the local gym and with luck I’ll be thin as a pin I’m going to take up weight lifting and think of the pounds I’ll be shifting In my Lycra I’ll cut such a dash I hope I don’t get a nasty sweat rash! I’ll give up candy and drinking root beer Looks like I’m in for a depressing year! New year 2018 Contest Sponsored by Kim Rodrigues 12/31/17
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Barden Avatar
January 20, 2018 at 2:42 AM
Best wishes and congratulations on your well-earned win, Jan - blessings, my friend! :-)
Marcum Wong Avatar
January 16, 2018 at 11:42 PM
Congratulations on your wonderful second placement on this shortlist Jan! : )
Aul Avatar
January 16, 2018 at 10:56 AM
Very well done and funny, Jan. Congrats on your win......... George
Scars Avatar
January 16, 2018 at 7:05 AM
hahaha! awesome Jan, congrats :)-luloo
Rv Avatar
January 16, 2018 at 2:47 AM
Congrats on your awesome win, dear Jan!! This is such a sweet funny poem. You write them so perfectly :))
Gauthier Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 6:37 PM
Delightful poem. I will be following your instructions to the letter. Congrats on your very amusing win, Jan.
Pandit Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 3:38 PM
A superb win for a superb poem..congrats, Jan!
Lane Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 12:45 PM
Loved this tale of a whale's tail, Jan! congrats for picking up a trophy.
Roper Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 11:21 AM
Hahaha.., Jan, congratulations on your well deserve an awesome win.. Hugs
Rodrigues Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 10:34 AM
Congrats on 2nd place in my premiere contest! Your poem is the spirit of a new year, full of promise and empty of cheer...lol!
Cozart Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 10:17 AM
Very clever as usual! Congrats on your win!
Jent Avatar
January 8, 2018 at 12:57 PM
Very good, but I wish you hadn't wrote about me......and everyone else in the world. I just re-joined the gym yesterday. Great poem (and so true) Wzayne
Marcum Wong Avatar
January 4, 2018 at 6:15 AM
I know I left a comment for this poem Jan but I don't see it here?? I wish I could say I don't identify with this cute poem...but that would be stretching the truth beyond the limits. Lol I hope you are having a great New Year!xxoo : )
Buck Avatar
January 3, 2018 at 2:33 PM
Jan: I was with you until you "gave up root beer". I'm sorry but that is asking tooooo much. Thanks for sharing your plans. I wish you all the best, now I'm goin' to grab a chilled one. oldbuck
Anish Avatar
January 2, 2018 at 7:15 PM
New Year resolutions are hard to keep to. Here's wishing you luck in our struggle to remain slim! Good luck in the contest! Peace & Love Matthew Anish
Bauer Avatar
December 31, 2017 at 4:54 PM
ha! very cute one, jan! hope you have a happy new year without depriving yourself of all the goodies you deserve...
Mcconnell Avatar
December 31, 2017 at 4:36 PM
Great writing Jan, real fun piece but with good advice too. Have blessed 2018, Gordon
Andresen Avatar
December 31, 2017 at 2:46 PM
- Yes, I agree ... sounds like a depressing new year, Jan - Do not let go of what you love ... be HAPPY !!! - Love this poem - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Gondolf Avatar
December 31, 2017 at 1:16 PM
Jan, this sounds like good advice which I would follow, but, oh it does sound boring. Happy New Years my friend. John
Ashley Avatar
December 31, 2017 at 1:04 PM
Lol! Such a witty and awesome write Jan. Perfect for the contest! Best wishes for a win and warmest wishes for a happy, healthy and inspiring new year!! ~Susan
Hoffman Avatar
December 31, 2017 at 11:29 AM
An awesome witty write for the lean year theme Jan! Good luck in the contest!~Che :)
Allison Avatar
December 31, 2017 at 4:55 PM
Thanks Che:-) hugs Jan xx
Pigeon Tart Avatar
December 31, 2017 at 11:05 AM
Lol! Love it! Awesome for the contest! My best to you :) xomo!
Allison Avatar
December 31, 2017 at 4:55 PM
Thanks Mo I don't enter many premiere contests but when I saw this lean theme it inspired me to write:-) hugs jan xx
Wanter Avatar
December 31, 2017 at 11:04 AM
You go, Girl!!! Enjoyed your wit.
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace