A Ladies Bag

A LADIES BAG

Hi darling will you please
Grab my bag,
It’s on the chair with my new dress,
Still with its price tag,
Ted said that he would look,
Okay, I replied please don’t lose 
The page in my book!
My lipstick fell loose inside my bag,
It’s really messy,
I know, don’t nag,
I knew Ted was only being kind,
He hated looking in my
Bag to find,
Whatever it was that I lost, 
And often said,
Buy a smaller bag whatever the cost!
Out fall two scarves, 
A pair of shoes,
And a magazine.
That was just the start, 
A lot more I knew
Was going to be seen!
A packet of popcorn 
And a box of hooks,
And I always carried a 
Spare pair of brooks!
My open purse came next
And my cell phone was on,
Sending the same text, 
Over and over again to my friend,
How stupid could I possibly be,
I felt irresponsible and could 
Not defend,
This careless expensive call,
Which I couldn’t substantiate at all!
My open purse had spread
Money here and there,
Oh dear, and my day cream jar had
Opened and had spread everywhere!
Ted looked at me with
A hopeless look,
You sort this out he said, 
I’ll go and cook.
My lipstick had fallen into the jar,
Imagine if all this had happened
In the car!
Teddy have you seen my keys,
I saw his eyes roll
Oh my soul!
Are they not in your bag?
The one that has begun to sag!
Something had to be done soon,
He did not have to be
At work until noon,
So Ted went out to find a bag,
For Sue, but here’s the snag,
What color would she like? 
This one was small and bright – definitely 
She would dislike this and,
The black over there,
The clasp was awkward, 
And it would tear,
The blue was too big
Just like her last,
The shop attendant 
Was about to blast,
Ted, so he quickly called Sue
To come and choose a bag 
Of her choice,
He hoped not too big, 
She had such poise,
And it didn’t suit her to 
Sling a huge bag,
Over her shoulder and 
Around her back
Like a postman’s sack!
Sue chose a bag and they left,
Such a silly disagreement
They had never meant,
For it to last so long,
And on their way home sung
Their favorite song,
Had their supper and went to bed,
Sue sleepily said “I love you Ted”.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Ricci Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 12:16 PM
Jennifer Jennifer Jennifer. I love this. I thought I would see an older post and so glad I did. I may not have much but I have bags (smile) yes I do. All kinds for any event. I very much found this endearing light and a feel good entry. Yes, bless Ted. Thank you for sharing your poetic talent because this was creative. Have a wonderful night. Stay well. PS - I love how so many items were coming out of one bag (smile)
Horsman Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 10:09 PM
Took a while to find a poem, i hadn't read, anyhow found this old bag poem, Ever thought of being a script writer, for any of the media's there in SA? See you soon somewhere else, in your poetry list, then no doubt onwards to the universe.
Watt Avatar
April 21, 2022 at 9:59 AM
Yes, I loved the bag poem and could relate, from the husband's perspective, lol. Thank you for responding so quickly, although it is not as private as a Soupmail, commenting on an older poem is an effective way to communicate! Have a blessed day, my friend ~ John
Watt Avatar
April 19, 2022 at 10:02 PM
Hi Jenn, I've been unable to reach you through Soupmail, so I will ask you here: would you be willing to share your birthday with me? I have a poem I would like to give you on your special day. I hope I didn't just miss it! Blessings and hugs ~ John
Watt Avatar
April 21, 2022 at 11:11 PM
My mother was also a Virgo (Sep 14th) as was my father-in-law (Sep 20) and both were tidy, precise, and particular, but neither one was a pain, and I'm relatively certain neither are you LOL.
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April 20, 2022 at 1:02 AM
Sure John, 28th August, I am a true Virgo, tidy, precise, particular, actually I sound like a pain already LOL. That is very kind of you my friend. From your comment below, it seems like you know all about a woman's bag! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Proxenos Avatar
January 7, 2021 at 3:12 AM
Thank you dear friend, I do tend to write about everyday situations alot - yup - this also is Elias and I. In fact I think most couples can relate to it. Thanks for an awesome comment John, Be safe hugs and blessings Jennifer. P.S We watched the destructive and intimidating behavior of Trumps followers on Capital Hill, but because of the time difference we were tired and.at 12.45am went to bed. did the situation become aggressive when it got dark?
Watt Avatar
January 6, 2021 at 5:34 PM
This was so entertaining, Jenn, because this has been Janet's and my experience too. She'll say, can you grab my keys (or phone, or makeup) and an hour and a half later I'll emerge and she'll say, no the OTHER one. Totally enjoyed this, my friend. You have such a talent for poetically describing everyday events and situations. Hugs ~ John
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March 22, 2019 at 6:28 PM
This is hysterical and something I definitely relate to. You have good comic instincts my friend. I meant to read another personal one, but landed here and I'm glad I did. In my case, whatever I want is on the bottom of my purse - every time. A super fun read. Poetry hugs ... CayCay
Proxenos Avatar
March 29, 2019 at 4:54 AM
Thanks CayCay, only saw you visited now - I think most women can relate to this poem - s o glad you enjoyed. Poetry hugs, Jenny.
Callus Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 11:45 AM
I have been immensely entertained, Jennifer:) I've always wondered how many things one can fit inside a bag! You've got your own personal style of writing! ~ Warm regards // paul
Proxenos Avatar
October 30, 2018 at 2:44 AM
Hi Paul thank you for all your wonderful comments. I write mostly from experiences in life, not all of course. If this one tickled your fancy, I think the first one I posted blonde, absent minded or fair will also! warm regards, Jennifer
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August 10, 2018 at 7:28 AM
I laughed a lot as this is so true and every time I think about your poem, I giggle (Such a true poem about us women) Kim
Proxenos Avatar
August 10, 2018 at 8:29 AM
Thank-you Kim. I think most women can empathize with this poem. xx Jennifer
Allison Avatar
August 8, 2018 at 4:14 PM
The scenario really made me giggle Jennifer, thanks for sharing:-) hugs Jan xx
Proxenos Avatar
August 9, 2018 at 9:17 AM
Thank you I have begun reading your poems and having fun doing so Love Jen.
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August 8, 2018 at 8:14 AM
I love this Jennifer and true to life you have captured the many scenarios we have with our bags lol.Very readable and great fun.
Proxenos Avatar
October 30, 2018 at 3:23 AM
Sylvia, Please forgive me, I always answer my comments and it is only when I received one a few days ago that I noticed that I had not answered. I was still new and didn't quite know all the ropes . I love all your poems and have sent you several comments on them. Hope to hear from you soon. xoxo, Jennifer.
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