A Kiss Under the Mistletoe

I stand in front of the mirror
Trying to look a dish
Puckering up the lips
Practicing for a kiss

I half close my eyes
For the Greta Garbo look
I don’t look a bit like
the siren in a book

Looks more like I have myopia
Squinting like a fool
How can I look seductive
What's the golden rule

Lips all red and shiny
Rehearsals come to an end
Had plenty of practice
Courtesy of a friend

I stand here by the mistletoe
With what I hope is a seductive face
A wet juicy kiss smeared my mouth
Yuck what an utter waste.

Penned on the 18th December 2013

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 6/12/2015 1:32:00 AM
Seren, Congratulations on having your poem featured this week. SKAT love
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Date: 6/11/2015 2:20:00 PM
Hey Seren,nice going had me going there for a while until the untimely end lol thanks tonytocaa
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Date: 6/7/2015 10:10:00 PM
Yes, there's nothing worse than a kiss that feels like you've been run over by a wet hovercraft. Congrats on getting this poem featured this week, Seren. Viv x
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Date: 12/26/2014 9:45:00 PM
SEREN, CONGRATULATIONS on having a top win in the kissing Mistletoe contest... Love LINDA
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Date: 12/27/2014 1:49:00 AM
Hi Linda thank you for the congrats .....Seren
Date: 12/19/2014 8:46:00 AM
Hi ya poppet how you doing? and congratulation, its been too long xx
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Date: 12/27/2014 1:49:00 AM
Hi Mandy, hope your around more mow....Seren
Date: 12/17/2014 4:38:00 AM
I like humor in the poem, nicely penned, congrats on the win
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Date: 12/17/2014 8:21:00 AM
Thanks Ram... had forgotten I had written it ....Seren
Date: 12/16/2014 4:57:00 PM
loved the humourous ending Seren - congrats on your win:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/17/2014 12:08:00 AM
Thanks Jan, had forgotten I had written this one .......Seren
Date: 12/16/2014 3:21:00 PM
Congratulations Seren on your first place win! Practice makes perfect!
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Seren Roberts
Date: 12/17/2014 12:07:00 AM
is that right Maurice.....interesting.......LOL ...Seren
Date: 12/23/2013 10:08:00 PM
Very nice poem my Friend, always happy to practice!!!
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Date: 12/24/2013 2:22:00 AM
Thanks ...Seren
Date: 12/19/2013 9:53:00 AM
You make me laugh Seren, That is a very good poem....Hugs...Roger
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Date: 12/19/2013 6:54:00 PM
Glad it made you smile Roger ...Seren
Date: 12/18/2013 2:33:00 AM
THAT WAS REAL...... CUTE...... and funny, nice i loved it
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Date: 12/19/2013 6:54:00 PM
Hi Denise glad you like my humour ...Seren
Date: 12/17/2013 7:33:00 PM
I love how this write has such a humorous ending my friend! I really enjoyed reading this intriguing poem! You have delighted me by the splendor of this wonderful piece! What a glorious poem, Great Work!!
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Date: 12/19/2013 6:55:00 PM
Lol Russell glad you liked it. Seren
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