Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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A Hair Raising Poem - Bawdy

Stark naked, Sue walks down her stairs
Huge boobies dangle like ripe pears
Sue’s ‘hair’ stylist was lax
With her Brazilian wax
Short curlies remain, but who cares!

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05/15/23

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John Read June 19, 2023 at 6:33 AM Love your wicked sense of humour Jan.xx

David Mcsorley June 14, 2023 at 1:42 AM Made me laugh x

Jack Horne June 5, 2023 at 5:26 AM LOL, I know you shared both of these with me but enjoying them again - so glad it was a winner

Andrea Dietrich May 30, 2023 at 12:31 PM love it like before. Congrats, Jan

Janice Canerdy May 28, 2023 at 5:47 PM Jan, a big CONGRATS on your well-deserved win! Janice

Alexis Y. May 28, 2023 at 1:45 PM Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your 1st place win. It was well deserved. Have a great day:-)Alexis

Tania Kitchin May 28, 2023 at 11:07 AM Jan, congratulations on your first place win, very bawdy and hilarious! hugs

Craig Munn May 23, 2023 at 7:46 AM good limerick..you turned me on for sure...lol... Jan Allison May 24, 2023 at 1:49 PM lol love your reply Craig lol xx

Jennifer Proxenos May 19, 2023 at 9:45 AM Bawdy and clever Jan - imagination rife, had a real chuckle, best of luck in the contest. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Jan Allison May 24, 2023 at 1:49 PM Thanks Jennifer:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf May 18, 2023 at 7:33 PM 'Short curlies' remain... Think the guys'll notice?! lol. Thanks for the chuckle, Jan Jan Allison May 24, 2023 at 1:48 PM Thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick May 18, 2023 at 1:43 PM Definitely on top with the bawdiesness. I got a chuckle out of it. Thanks for sharing. Sara Jan Allison May 24, 2023 at 1:48 PM Thanks Sara:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds May 17, 2023 at 6:49 PM Hilarious Jan, who’d care when blessed with an enormous pair dangling like ripe pears… Belle Jan Allison May 17, 2023 at 11:53 PM lol. perhaps they are so big she couldn't see the furry bits left lol:-) hugs jan xx I googled furry pussy for a pic - BIG mistake lol all i could do was laugh so loudly son came to see what the noise was - when I told him he says 'oh mother' I decided the wax pic was a safer option to google then lol

Valsa George May 17, 2023 at 5:29 AM What an 'astounding' scene! This is truly bawdy........ :) All the Best in the contest, Jan Jan Allison May 17, 2023 at 11:52 PM thanks Valsa:-) hugs jan xx

Anisha Dutta May 16, 2023 at 11:52 PM Yes. ‘WHO CARES’ Have Good Days Love. Welcome back . I missed you long. Jan Allison May 17, 2023 at 11:52 PM thanks Anisha:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane May 16, 2023 at 3:03 PM Jan... ;-) Besides the visual of "short curlies," I'm not sure I'll ever take a bite of another pear without thinking of this limerick! Jan Allison May 17, 2023 at 11:51 PM Lol Lin - got to say I am not a great fan of pears as it is lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich May 16, 2023 at 11:16 AM oh my what an image. haha. Good one. Jan Allison May 17, 2023 at 11:51 PM Thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood May 15, 2023 at 4:57 PM Oh sh*t… I found what I thought was a fly’s leg in my porridge… now you’ve got me worried. Next time, I’ll call Sue a cab! Funny, Jan. Jan Allison May 17, 2023 at 11:51 PM hahaha:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. May 15, 2023 at 3:44 PM Hi Jan, This is a good entry for the contest. I would want a refund and take my business elsewhere lol! Best wishes in the contest:-) Alexis Jan Allison May 17, 2023 at 11:50 PM Thanks Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh May 15, 2023 at 3:18 PM Hey I care and feel shortchanged by Sue’s hairstylist, well not really, this one’s still a silky smooth limerick Jan, all the best for contest cheers David Jan Allison May 17, 2023 at 11:50 PM lol David, I've done a re write of the poem but will probably save it for the book I'm working on - it went to 5 verses in the end lol:-) hugs Jan xx