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A Fortune Cookie

Tonight my sweetheart shook his head As fortune cookie note was read A baffled look; his countenance "How do I take this? Makes no sense!" He read it out to understand, that little slip held in his hand... "You're as intelligent as you're good looking..." He paused a second, I could tell that phrase was really cooking Then glibly, in his satire, he gave that slip a flip He rephrased the cookie's fortune, A misfortune quip... "That could mean I'm ugly, As Ugly as I'm dumb!" He threw the cookie in the trash And swept away the crumbs I found the slip of paper That message was quite grand I'm thinking he's the smartest guy In all the blessed Land! And so the little fortune Has grasped me in an awe To me, he is the handsomest Dear man, I ever saw!

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/15/2023 6:11:00 PM

It takes one to know one. Yours is surely a coupling meant to be! HMD! :) gw

Bj Legros Kelley
Date: 5/23/2023 10:27:00 PM

Aw, thank you Gershon, I am quite blessed to be coupled with my dear husband :) he's a keeper, that's for sure! After almost 46 years of marriage and he's still smart, handsome, and can be so hilariously funny with his dry sense of humor! :)

Valsa George

Date: 5/14/2023 8:58:00 AM

Whether he is handsome or not matters so less. If you think that your husband is handsome, he is. Beauty is very much in the eyes of the beholder. A lovely poem, dear BJ. Mischievous too.

Bj Legros Kelley
Date: 5/14/2023 10:46:00 AM

Thank you Valsa, I think he has stellar good looks, I mean, after nearly 46 years of marriage, I still love to look at him! He is smart too, AND a real smarty pants! He made me laugh so hard with that, gosh, he's funny too, and can't help but aMuse me. I had to write about his silly take on that fortune cookie. I'm glad you like the poem Valsa :) Happy Mother's Day to you! <3

Anna Marie Kaianah

Date: 5/10/2023 8:42:00 PM

Haha! I loved this! I almost spit my water out reading this. A fave for me. ~Anna Kaianah

Bj Legros Kelley
Date: 5/14/2023 10:37:00 AM

Lol, oh Anna, that's so funny, my poem almost made you spit, that's a high compliment if ever there was one :D I find my husband's dry sense of humor really funny, and he really truly is handsome too! He's also highly intelligent, as well as a real smarty pants! I'm glad you liked this poem :)

Anon Y'Mous

Date: 5/10/2023 6:58:00 PM

So... if a person is ugly does that mean they are dumb too. Thats just adding insult to injury. Very funny poem.

Bj Legros Kelley
Date: 5/10/2023 7:33:00 PM

Haha, no! Beauty is only skin deep, and beautiful people can be as smart or maybe not so much just as much as somebody without stellar looks (as far as others may see them...) but have the most beautiful heart in the universe, and the brains to boot! Anyhow, I guess sometimes smart, not so smart, whatever...that's just the way the cookie crumbles!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/10/2023 1:17:00 PM

this is just adorable!! If it was for MY husband, I think I'd toss it. I should not be down on him. but he does not always act too smart and his looks left him a long time ago.

Bj Legros Kelley
Date: 5/14/2023 2:51:00 PM

Oh, that is so sad Andrea, hugs to you. God will heal all the sadness someday, and your husband, the love of your life will someday be so restored and strong again <3 Hugs to you my friend, Happy Mother's Day Andrea <3

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/14/2023 12:16:00 PM

My poor guy got in a bad industrial accident and I fear there was cognitive damage. He had hoped to work into his 70s. But life is very uncertain right now

Bj Legros Kelley
Date: 5/10/2023 7:28:00 PM

Thank you Andrea, gee whiz, your poor husband, or poor you!! Lol! I'm sure he's a winner, he has a beautiful wife, and he is smart enough to have married you, he couldn't be that bad, right? ;) <3

Daniel Turner

Date: 5/10/2023 5:21:00 AM

Well written BJ. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder:) Happy Mother's Day, BJ.

Bj Legros Kelley
Date: 5/10/2023 7:25:00 PM

That is so true Daniel, and when I behold my sweetheart, I see nothing less than beauty in him :) Thank you for the Mother's Day wish, I have a lot of celebrating with all my kids, it is another fun day of family getting together :)

Joanna Daniel

Date: 5/10/2023 4:49:00 AM

Handsomest, I like that, great poem, BJ:)

Bj Legros Kelley
Date: 5/14/2023 2:46:00 PM

:) He is though, it's true!! :)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/10/2023 3:51:00 AM

- I've never seen a fortune cookie...but the message inside must be exciting...love the end ...:) - hugs

Bj Legros Kelley
Date: 5/10/2023 7:22:00 PM

They are fun to crack open and read the fortunes. They are sort of a light round cookie that is folded over, baked, and they have little fortune messages tucked into the folded cookie. They are fun! Thank you for dropping by Anne :) Hugs to you as well <3

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 5/10/2023 12:36:00 AM

A fortune cookie is often meant to confuse. Loved it.

Bj Legros Kelley
Date: 5/10/2023 7:19:00 PM

Yes, they can be confusing, this one sure was! :)