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A Cowpoke and His Beer

I was in the saloon to beat the heat
To have a few beers and rest my feet
I removed my hat a took a seat
Just then someone called me to the street

I look out the swinging doors and see Black Bart
The fastest gunslinger in these parts
I don't know how this trouble got its start
His eyes are as black as his evil heart

He calls me out with his hand on his gun
I cannot talk him down, I cannot run
My back is to the setting sun
The end of this showdown has just begun

I draw first and shot off his ear
He is surprised but shows no fear
Just those black eyes and that evil sneer
He shoots and his bullet whizzed by very near

My second shot got him right between the eyes
He didn't have time to realize
That the undertaker had already calculated his size
Even before I closed his eyes

There is a lesson to be learned here
It was a long hot trail to get here
No matter how black your heart or evil your sneer
Never interrupt a cowpoke and his beer

2019 Poetry Marathon Mile 18 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Mark Toney
2/13/19
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Cunningham Avatar
June 20, 2020 at 7:03 AM
Haha loved this, can just see the undertaker eyeing him up. Tom
Mcguire Avatar
June 22, 2020 at 3:27 PM
Yup! he was 5' 2", 100 pounds, he had some issues! :)
Gauthier Avatar
February 16, 2019 at 11:00 PM
Holy mackerel, Timothy. An awesome write. I had to FAVE. Congrats on your most deserving win! Bravo.
Mcguire Avatar
February 17, 2019 at 12:43 AM
Thank you Miss Line
Awtry Avatar
February 16, 2019 at 7:07 PM
A delightful tale! Congratulations!
Mcguire Avatar
February 16, 2019 at 8:41 PM
Tha k you friend
Toney Avatar
February 16, 2019 at 1:18 PM
Timothy, awesome story! A delight to read. Reminds me of Toby Keith's song "Beer for My Horses." Congratulations on your win on Mile 18 of my 2019 Poetry Marathon Contest! Thank you so much for supporting my contests. By continuing to place in the contests you are accumulating points toward the final. ~Mark
Mcguire Avatar
February 16, 2019 at 1:21 PM
Thank you Mark!
Laurie Avatar
September 26, 2018 at 7:09 PM
G'day Timothy … an adage that won't get an argument from me - well done again - Lindsay
Mcguire Avatar
September 26, 2018 at 8:21 PM
Thanks buddy! The best to you and yours.
Cunningham Avatar
September 26, 2018 at 12:33 PM
Well he did and paid the price. Great verse Timothy. Tom
Mcguire Avatar
September 26, 2018 at 4:30 PM
Thank you Tom!
Gauthier Avatar
September 26, 2018 at 7:11 AM
Marvelous storytelling. Love this tall tale, Timothy.
Mcguire Avatar
September 26, 2018 at 4:30 PM
Thank you Miss Line
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