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A Box of Idiots Please

What would you like for Valentine’s Day? A box of idiots please. I want them to be dirty and grimy And I want at least one of them to constantly sneeze. I want them to interrupt every sentence I want them to step on my hands on my feet I want to feel superior to someone I want them tasty, lively and sweet. So, make them out of chocolate and sugar. Make their clothes from marshmallow cream. Let me have them please for Valentine’s Day. It is my utmost sincerest sweet dream.

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Date: 1/12/2022 9:34:00 AM
Y-e-s-s-s! Is there really such a thing? If not, there should be. I'm not familiar with them!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/12/2022 11:10:00 PM
I know they exist, somewhere.....
Date: 1/11/2022 4:59:00 PM
Are you chomping down on idiots again? You're going to put on weight!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/12/2022 11:10:00 PM
Too late ML - I already have!

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