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A Bear's Lunch

Bears in the woods, be careful Not something to be taken lightly You're food to these guys Make a big lot of noise nightly If you want to see your grandkids Important that you follow these rules Bears like the taste of us You can tell by the way they drool So let's really get into this story If you ended up as mister bear's lunch This is certainly for you Sorry you're dead 'twas just a hunch

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Date: 11/12/2022 5:20:00 AM
Only bears we have here are cute cuddly Koalas, and they are Fakes ! They aren't really bears at all . Enjoyed your blood thirsty poem Jack. It was fun.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/12/2022 5:38:00 AM
Apparently they smell bad! My Aussie sweetie I used two know told me that! I still miss her a bunch! Kissies! XOX
Date: 11/12/2022 4:31:00 AM
Two things when we were in Alaska a few years ago. Went on the rapids. They told us if you fall off the boat, do not swim to shore, there could be a bear. Get back on the boat. Then we were on a tour boat. Guide saw a bear, cut engine close to shore. “Shore” enough the bear was licking his chops. We looked like a great snack. Make some noise!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/12/2022 1:32:00 PM
Jack, they say you just have to be faster then the other person your with…lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/12/2022 4:59:00 AM
Make lots of noise!!! We are a good meal to them bones and all! Do you think you can outrun a bear??? XOX
Date: 11/11/2022 8:58:00 AM
Loved this one and laughed at the ending. Good writing, my friend Jack!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/11/2022 12:39:00 PM
Every story needs a good ending!!!
Date: 11/11/2022 7:12:00 AM
So, much truth in your verse. My father in-law would tell me to leave cantaloupe at the bottom of my feet when I was camping and they won't bother, but that was when I first got married with his son. He loved me, but was such a joker. Many blessing my friend.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/11/2022 8:40:00 AM
Some would say I'm a bit of a joker as well... it's fun! Love from Canada! XOX