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Top 10 things my dogs have never said to me

Top 10 things my dogs have never said to me.   Ever!

Number 10…"Can we get a cat?" 

Number 9…"No,…As a matter of fact I`m not happy to see you."

Number 8…"That`s ok, you eat the rest of that rib eye."

Number 7…"Can we just stay in today?"

Number 6…"Do I need a mint?"

Number 5…"And where have you been?"

Number 4…"Is there a 12 step group for butt sniffing?"

Number 3…"Please!…Do not rub my belly or scratch my ears. "

Number 2…" You threw it…You go get it."

And the number 1 answer is!

"That`s your third beer ya know."

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Date: 3/12/2019 3:23:00 PM
I like #5....and the rest, to,)) Panagiota
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Charlie Knowlton
Date: 3/12/2019 4:44:00 PM
Panagiota. Thank you for reading, liking, and responding to my top 10 list. It`s appreciated.
Date: 4/28/2018 4:24:00 AM
1, 8, and 2 have me crying-laughing!
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Charlie Knowlton
Date: 4/28/2018 4:31:00 AM
Hi Caren and thanks for reading my poems. Yes I did serve 2 years in the Army Artillery, and the shell are pasta. Have you seen "Chopped?" 3 chefs are given 4 oddball food items and have 30 minutes to create a dish. My joke was a satire on there being no challenge to my 4 items.
Date: 4/25/2018 10:20:00 PM
Lol! Sounds about right to me ;)
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Charlie Knowlton
Date: 4/26/2018 5:44:00 AM
Thanks for reading and your response Maureen.
Date: 4/14/2018 4:34:00 PM
ha ha very funny Charlie:-) hugs jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/15/2018 5:38:00 PM
Glad I made you smile and no I don;t have a dog or a cat lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Charlie Knowlton
Date: 4/14/2018 5:58:00 PM
Just read some of your poems and you simply castrated me….Lol.
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Charlie Knowlton
Date: 4/14/2018 5:05:00 PM
Thanks Jan…You must have one.
Date: 4/14/2018 4:18:00 PM
Awesome, Charlie. That is priceless.
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Charlie Knowlton
Date: 4/14/2018 4:21:00 PM
Thank you Line!…Snowy, quiet day in Vermont, and my mind thinks of silly stuff.