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Top 10 Things My Dogs Have Never Said To Me

Top 10 things my dogs have never said to me.   Ever!

Number 10…"Can we get a cat?"

Number 9…"No,…As a matter of fact I`m not happy to see you."

Number 8…"That`s ok, you eat the rest of that rib eye."

Number 7…"Sorry about your friends leg, and of course i`ll pay for the pillow."

Number 6…"Do I need a mint?"

Number 5…"And where have you been?"

Number 4…"Is there a 12 step group for butt sniffing?"

Number 3…"Please!…Do not rub my belly or scratch my ears. "

Number 2…" You threw it…You go get it."

And the number 1 answer is!

"That`s your third beer ya know."

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Andrea Dietrich December 27, 2019 at 9:03 PM just checking out YOUR best poem here at Soup, as chosen by members in faves or whatever. a FAVE for ME Charlie Knowlton December 28, 2019 at 4:08 AM Thanks for checking out my top 10 list Andrea. I did have fun with this one and happy you faved it.

Roxane Aristy November 6, 2019 at 5:30 AM Hehehe, your poem leaves me wagging my tail. Good read! Charlie Knowlton November 6, 2019 at 6:26 AM Thank you Roxane!…Your response even better. I appreciate you reading and liking.

Casarah Nance November 4, 2019 at 8:22 AM This was funny. I could see my dog not saying some of the same things. Charlie Knowlton November 4, 2019 at 8:46 AM Thank you Casarah!…I had fun writing it and hoped other dog lovers could relate. Thanks for liking and your comments.

Michelo Mweetwa November 3, 2019 at 10:38 PM Number one would be a supernatural revelation, a calling! Charlie Knowlton November 4, 2019 at 5:28 AM Now if I can only teach them to grab me a cold one…Thanks for reading and your response Michelo. So appreciated.

Ann Foster November 3, 2019 at 5:35 PM hehe... this was great... Ann Charlie Knowlton November 4, 2019 at 5:29 AM Thank you for reading and your response Ann. Glad you enjoyed.

Panagiota Romios March 12, 2019 at 3:23 PM I like #5....and the rest, to,)) Panagiota Charlie Knowlton March 12, 2019 at 4:44 PM Panagiota. Thank you for reading, liking, and responding to my top 10 list. It`s appreciated.

Caren Krutsinger April 28, 2018 at 4:24 AM 1, 8, and 2 have me crying-laughing! Charlie Knowlton April 28, 2018 at 4:31 AM Hi Caren and thanks for reading my poems. Yes I did serve 2 years in the Army Artillery, and the shell are pasta. Have you seen "Chopped?" 3 chefs are given 4 oddball food items and have 30 minutes to create a dish. My joke was a satire on there being no challenge to my 4 items.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 25, 2018 at 10:20 PM Lol! Sounds about right to me ;) Charlie Knowlton April 26, 2018 at 5:44 AM Thanks for reading and your response Maureen.

Jan Allison April 14, 2018 at 4:34 PM ha ha very funny Charlie:-) hugs jan xx Jan Allison April 15, 2018 at 5:38 PM Glad I made you smile and no I don;t have a dog or a cat lol:-) hugs jan xx Charlie Knowlton April 14, 2018 at 5:58 PM Just read some of your poems and you simply castrated me….Lol. Charlie Knowlton April 14, 2018 at 5:05 PM Thanks Jan…You must have one.

Line Gauthier April 14, 2018 at 4:18 PM Awesome, Charlie. That is priceless. Charlie Knowlton April 14, 2018 at 4:21 PM Thank you Line!…Snowy, quiet day in Vermont, and my mind thinks of silly stuff.