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Top 10 Things My Dogs Have Never Said To Me

Top 10 things my dogs have never said to me. Ever! Number 10…"Can we get a cat?" Number 9…"No,…As a matter of fact I`m not happy to see you." Number 8…"That`s ok, you eat the rest of that rib eye." Number 7…"Sorry about your friends leg, and of course i`ll pay for the pillow." Number 6…"Do I need a mint?" Number 5…"And where have you been?" Number 4…"Is there a 12 step group for butt sniffing?" Number 3…"Please!…Do not rub my belly or scratch my ears. " Number 2…" You threw it…You go get it." And the number 1 answer is! "That`s your third beer ya know."

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/27/2019 9:03:00 PM

just checking out YOUR best poem here at Soup, as chosen by members in faves or whatever. a FAVE for ME

Charlie Knowlton
Date: 12/28/2019 4:08:00 AM

Thanks for checking out my top 10 list Andrea. I did have fun with this one and happy you faved it.

Roxane Aristy

Date: 11/6/2019 5:30:00 AM

Hehehe, your poem leaves me wagging my tail. Good read!

Charlie Knowlton
Date: 11/6/2019 6:26:00 AM

Thank you Roxane!…Your response even better. I appreciate you reading and liking.

Casarah Nance

Date: 11/4/2019 8:22:00 AM

This was funny. I could see my dog not saying some of the same things.

Charlie Knowlton
Date: 11/4/2019 8:46:00 AM

Thank you Casarah!…I had fun writing it and hoped other dog lovers could relate. Thanks for liking and your comments.

Michelo Mweetwa

Date: 11/3/2019 10:38:00 PM

Number one would be a supernatural revelation, a calling!

Charlie Knowlton
Date: 11/4/2019 5:28:00 AM

Now if I can only teach them to grab me a cold one…Thanks for reading and your response Michelo. So appreciated.

Ann Foster

Date: 11/3/2019 5:35:00 PM

hehe... this was great... Ann

Charlie Knowlton
Date: 11/4/2019 5:29:00 AM

Thank you for reading and your response Ann. Glad you enjoyed.

Panagiota Romios

Date: 3/12/2019 3:23:00 PM

I like #5....and the rest, to,)) Panagiota

Charlie Knowlton
Date: 3/12/2019 4:44:00 PM

Panagiota. Thank you for reading, liking, and responding to my top 10 list. It`s appreciated.

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/28/2018 4:24:00 AM

1, 8, and 2 have me crying-laughing!

Charlie Knowlton
Date: 4/28/2018 4:31:00 AM

Hi Caren and thanks for reading my poems. Yes I did serve 2 years in the Army Artillery, and the shell are pasta. Have you seen "Chopped?" 3 chefs are given 4 oddball food items and have 30 minutes to create a dish. My joke was a satire on there being no challenge to my 4 items.