Felica Meows the Crazy Cat Lady Rhyme

FELICA MEOWS The Crazy Cat Lady There once was a crazy lady named Felicia Meows; A crazy middle aged lady with no eye-brows; She plucked them off, and fed them to her cats; Man!, somethings wrong with that; Her felines also ate burnt spaghetti and spinach and live mice; I know, I know, you think that ain't RIGHT; And purr-fered sour milk; Now I don't think that's to cruel; She too would meow make balls of silk!; Yeah! and them cats be licking her drool; Pour her a glass of kitty-litter: Man, she sure must love them chitters; She kept them all locked up in the kitchen under all the pillows; The crazy cat lady FELICA MEOWS 1/10/18 FOR CONTEST: CRAZY CAT LADY Rhyme SPONCERED BY; LINE GAUTHIER