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I’m dating a fella called Martyn He’s windy, he cannot stop fartin’ In his birthday suit He’ll constantly toot The stench is so bad that we’re partin’! FICTION POEM 5/3/19

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 3/12/2019 1:09:00 AM
Crikey Jan … a little bit of wind and your off. It was never meant to be - oops! excuse me - catch you soon Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 3/5/2019 7:58:00 PM
This is NOT an issue you can keep under the covers! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 3/6/2019 2:02:00 AM
lol Rico:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/5/2019 1:24:00 PM
- Buy Bamboo Fresh, free from bad smell! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)))
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Date: 3/5/2019 2:44:00 PM
Lol Anne-Lise:-) I was in need of doing a poopy poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/5/2019 12:56:00 PM
Haha, the fumes must have been overpowering , you're well rid Jan.
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Date: 3/5/2019 1:04:00 PM
Thanks Tom I'm so glad its fiction lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/5/2019 12:55:00 PM
ha! very funny, jan!
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Date: 3/5/2019 1:03:00 PM
Thanks Ilene:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/5/2019 12:48:00 PM
It's a good thing you mentioned this was fiction because I was going to explain how this little problem should not stand in the way of true love, Jan. LOL
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Date: 3/5/2019 1:01:00 PM
lol Line I was going to call the poem I've blown him out then thought better of it lol:-) hugs jJan xx

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