A Halloween Party
Come one and all, IT'S HALLOWEEN
WHOOP!
I sent Freddy to invite you to a bash
I see he's told you of it, sight unseen.
With a wicked dream and a bloody gash
You've been sliced to smithereens!
AHHH!
So stumble down to Elm Street for a little more gore
It seems you have a little blood on your slacks
There's a secret password to get in the door
It's: yell, "HERE'S JOHNNY!" and *Chop down with an axe*
SMASH!
Mr Voorhees will happily take your coat
Don't mind the expression, it never alters
Start to run now or he'll slit your throat
That machete there, he NEVER falters
EEEEK!
Oh what fun, up from the sewer and out on the town!
Keep on your mask so your skin stays in place
Before my next guest, a cannabalistic clown,
Makes a mask out of you! (for his friend Leatherface)
NOOOO!
I love party tricks! So I invited Jigsaw
The ones who get picked are always so lucky
Now show us how to get that contraption off your jaw
Hurry now, times almost up, says Chucky
TICK TICK TICK…
I think perhaps there is a party crasher here
A nasty little leprechaun, wrong holiday
It looks as though he's slashed you ear to ear
I guess he's in the spirit so.... he can stay
GULP!
You've met the oogie boogie man?
He ain't goin' nowhere, he's singing underground
No one can boogie woogie like he can
He dances around while you hang upside down
MWAHAHA!
Oh dear Mike, you’re looking a bit rough
I doubt behind that mask there sits a grin
Is it possible tonight you’ve had enough
Or that you tasted your own medicine?
BOO!
Copyright © Hat Bueckert | Year Posted 2022
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