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50 To 1 Odds

My wife and her brothers gave me five grand to bet on a horse. My brothers-in-law kicked my ass and my wife got a divorce. They chose the horse because it was 50 to 1 odds. They beat me so hard that I almost met God. I accidentally put the money on the wrong horse when I placed the bet. As I count my bruises and missing teeth, it's something that I regret. If you meet my ex-wife or her brothers, please don't put them a bet on a horse. If you screw up like I did, you'll be gumming your food while you feel remorse. (THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 2/8/2010 3:00:00 PM
this is good great rhymes i like this poem
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