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Divorced old guys, using dating sites, then get ready for a hot date ( a warm room is as hot as his unfortunate female date will feel !! ) Deodorant ? His date would prefer a defaceorant !! She is embarrassed so agreed to a blind date, now its too late ????

What's important about your first impression Beautiful eyes and warm heart, were her confessions Would you like to introduce him to your friends, meet him again No, he did not have wealth and complained of chest pain Sorry to say it, but he smelled like an old Alfa Romeo from 1923 A blind date, it's too late ... she releases him free 02.10.2017 Sun :) - A-L Andresen :) Copyright © All Rights Reserved

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 10/8/2017 2:43:00 PM

Reads like a good plan..LOL..Enjoyed your humor..Thanks for dropping by..Sara

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/8/2017 3:06:00 PM

- Many thanks for friendly visit, Sara :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Pashang Salehi

Date: 10/5/2017 8:02:00 PM

Cute, funny...Loved it....

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/6/2017 2:42:00 AM

- Many thanks for friendly visits and comment, Pashang :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 10/4/2017 4:23:00 PM

Du har rett, Anne Liese, det er alltid noe som skal løses. Good to hear from you. Hope you are well. Thank you for reading my work. /Maurice

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/5/2017 2:20:00 AM

- Many thanks for friendly visit, Maurice :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Bl Devnath

Date: 10/4/2017 12:54:00 PM

Yes, her demand is valid, i think. Old is gold, this statement is not applicable in all cases and for all people. It's a sad poem for old man and very nice poem for young people. Hahaha... beautifully done, my dear lovely friend. Loved always, bl

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/4/2017 1:02:00 PM

- She wanted a man to grow old with ... this man was too old :) - Many thanks for friendly visits and comment, dear friend Bl :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Eve Roper

Date: 10/3/2017 7:45:00 PM

Hahaha..... My first blind date

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/4/2017 1:59:00 AM

- Many thanks for friendly visits and comment, Eve :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Silent One

Date: 10/3/2017 1:16:00 PM

Yes.. but a little rusty and old :)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/4/2017 1:58:00 AM

- Jepp ... need a bit restoration :)

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 10/3/2017 7:38:00 AM

Wise girl! Haha, who needs a companion like him! Delightful dear, Anne-Lise! hugs!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/3/2017 12:47:00 PM

- She wanted a younger man with good health, Demetrios :) - Many thanks for friendly visits and comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Maria Williams

Date: 10/3/2017 7:36:00 AM

Its a good thing that she was blind to his "charms". A smell of mothballs I'm sure, a fun image and poem Anne-Lise...Maria

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/3/2017 12:45:00 PM

- Moth balls smell terrible Maria, I remember that smell from my childhood :) - Many thanks for friendly visits and comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Joanna Daniel

Date: 10/3/2017 7:33:00 AM

Ha ha, better run away from him, Anne-lise:)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/3/2017 12:42:00 PM

- Run as fast as you can, Jo :) - Many thanks for friendly visits and comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Silent One

Date: 10/3/2017 6:19:00 AM

I've never had a blind date lol, don't think I would want a car from 1923... :)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/3/2017 12:40:00 PM

- Cars from 1923 are valuable, S.O. :) - Many thanks for friendly visits and comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Darren White

Date: 10/3/2017 5:09:00 AM

LOL that IS funny :) and that picture!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/3/2017 12:38:00 PM

- Glad you liked it, Darren :) - Many thanks for friendly visits and comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 10/2/2017 6:51:00 PM

I have only been on one blind date and all I can say is that it did not go well. Funny poem! Thanks for your visit.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/3/2017 2:39:00 AM

- I've never been on blind date, Richard - Many thanks for friendly visits and comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Nette Onclaud

Date: 10/2/2017 4:19:00 PM

anne, i had a few blind dates.. thank god, most of them were fine!...hilarious and wonderful poem... i like the 'alpha romeo' image!...huggs

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/3/2017 2:37:00 AM

- I've never been on Blind Date ... and now ... it's too late :))) - Many thanks for friendly visits and comment, Nette :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Gary Bateman

Date: 10/2/2017 12:18:00 PM

Hello Anne-Lise!! I do like your posted picture here. WOW, the picture of the "Blind Date Man" most certainly highlights the very intriguing (and funny) Rhyme you've written here!! Superbly Funny for sure!! Cheers and Best Wishes, Gary

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/2/2017 1:26:00 PM

- He has been waiting for too long ... it's too late ... poor old man :) - Many thanks for friendly visits and comment, dear Gary :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Vijay Pandit

Date: 10/2/2017 6:17:00 AM

Just lovely Anne-Lise--no wealth, chest pain, and old smell--a combination for a quick exit!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/2/2017 8:14:00 AM

- A bad choice ... "a quick exit" :))) - Many thanks for friendly visits and comment, Vijay :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Russell Sivey

Date: 10/2/2017 5:00:00 AM

This is an astounding write my friend! My back has been on the fritz and I've had a lot of homework to do so I haven't been on for a few days, and I've missed everyone! I haven't written any poetry for a few days either and I have been on withdrawals! I really loved your ingenious poem here this morning! Such a clever piece, Great Work!!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/2/2017 5:08:00 AM

- After three dark poems ... it was time for a smile today, Russell - Many thanks for friendly visits and comment :) - Take your time to recover ... it's most important - hugs // Anne-Lise :)