Famous Chow Poems by Famous Poets

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142. Epistle to Major Logan

...rither,
I’ th’ ither warl’, if there’s anither,
An’ that there is, I’ve little swither
 About the matter;
We, cheek for chow, shall jog thegither,
 I’se ne’er bid better.


We’ve faults and failings—granted clearly,
We’re frail backsliding mortals merely,
Eve’s bonie squad, priests wyte them sheerly
 For our grand fa’;
But still, but still, I like them dearly—
 God bless them a’!


Ochone for poor Castalian drinkers,
When they fa’ foul o’ earthly jinkers!
The witching, curs’d...Read more of this...
by Burns, Robert


88. The Author's Earnest Cry and Prayer

...mussel,
 Or limpet shell!


Then, on the tither hand present her—
A blackguard smuggler right behint her,
An’ cheek-for-chow, a chuffie vintner
 Colleaguing join,
Picking her pouch as bare as winter
 Of a’ kind coin.


Is there, that bears the name o’ Scot,
But feels his heart’s bluid rising hot,
To see his poor auld mither’s pot
 Thus dung in staves,
An’ plunder’d o’ her hindmost groat
 By gallows knaves?


Alas! I’m but a nameless wight,
Trode i’ the mire out o’ sight?
But ...Read more of this...
by Burns, Robert

A Job for McGuinness

...- though his wife could get plenty of work - 
There was never a job for McGuinness. 

But perhaps - later on - when the Chow and the Jap 
Begin to drift down from the tropics, 
When a big yellow stain spreading over the map 
Provides some disquieting topics, 

Oh, it's then when they're wanting a man that will stand 
In the trench where his own kith and kin is, 
With a frown on his face and a gun in his hand - 
Then there might be a job for McGuinness!...Read more of this...
by Paterson, Andrew Barton

Australias Peril

...wealth of the land in Australia – make your own cloth, machines, and guns!

Clear out the Calico Jimmy, the ******, the Chow, and his pals;
Be your foreword for years: Irrigation. Make a network of lakes and canals!
See that your daughters have children, and see that Australia is home,
And so be prepared, a strong nation, for the storm that most surely must come....Read more of this...
by Lawson, Henry

Bingo

...brown caniche,
The French for "poodle" on a leash,
 While I have Bingo;
A dog of doubtful pedigree,
Part pug or pom or chow maybe,
 But full of stingo.

The daughter of the village Maire
Would like to speak with me, I'll swear,
 In her sweet lingo;
But parlez-vous I find a bore,
For I am British to the core,
 And so is Bingo
Yet just to-day as we passed by,
Our two dogs haulted eye to eye,
 In friendly poses;
Oh, how I hope to-morrow they
Will wag their tails in merry play,
...Read more of this...
by Service, Robert William


Equality

...
They seemed to be extremely pooped,
And some were grim, but all were grave:
The subject of their big To-do
Was axe-man Chow, the son of Choo.

Then up spoke Tribal Wiseman Waw:
"Brothers, today I talk to grieve:
As an upholder of the Law
You know how deeply we believe
In Liberty, Fraternity,
And likewise Equality.

"A chipper of the flint am I;
I make the weapons that you use,
And though to hunt I never try,
To bow to hunters I refuse:
But stalwart Chow, the son of Choo
Is e...Read more of this...
by Service, Robert William

Johnson's Antidote

...ing ever known,— 
Twenty thousand men in India die each year of snakes alone. 
Think of all the foreign nations, *****, chow, and blackamoor, 
Saved from sudden expiration, by my wondrous snakebite cure. 
It will bring me fame and fortune! In the happy days to be, 
Men of every clime and nation will be round to gaze on me— 
Scientific men in thousands, men of mark and men of note, 
Rushing down the Mooki River, after Johnson’s antidote. 
It will cure delirium tremens, when th...Read more of this...
by Paterson, Andrew Barton

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