10 Best Famous Balding Poems

Here is a collection of the top 10 all-time best famous Balding poems. This is a select list of the best famous Balding poetry. Reading, writing, and enjoying famous Balding poetry (as well as classical and contemporary poems) is a great past time. These top poems are the best examples of balding poems.

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Written by James Wright | Create an image from this poem

As I Step Over A Puddle At The End Of Winter I Think Of An Ancient Chinese Governor

 And how can I, born in evil days
And fresh from failure, ask a kindness of Fate?

 -- Written A.D. 819


Po Chu-i, balding old politician,
What's the use?
I think of you,
Uneasily entering the gorges of the Yang-Tze,
When you were being towed up the rapids
Toward some political job or other
In the city of Chungshou.
You made it, I guess,
By dark.

But it is 1960, it is almost spring again,
And the tall rocks of Minneapolis
Build me my own black twilight
Of bamboo ropes and waters.
Where is Yuan Chen, the friend you loved?
Where is the sea, that once solved the whole loneliness
Of the Midwest?Where is Minneapolis? I can see nothing
But the great terrible oak tree darkening with winter.
Did you find the city of isolated men beyond mountains?
Or have you been holding the end of a frayed rope
For a thousand years?

Written by Vernon Scannell | Create an image from this poem

Silver Wedding

 Silver Wedding

The party is over and I sit among
The flotsam that its passing leaves,
The dirty glasses and ***-ends:
Outside, a black wind grieves.

Two decades and a half of marriage;
It does not really seem as long,
Of youth's ebullient song.

David, my son, my loved rival,
And Julia, my tapering daughter,
Now grant me one achievement only;
I turn their wine to water.

And Helen, partner of all these years,
Helen, my spouse, my sack of sighs,
Reproaches me for every hurt
With injured, bovine eyes.

There must have been passion once, I grant,
But neither she nor I could bear
To have its ghost come prowling from
Its dark and frowsy lair.

And we, to keep our nuptials warm,
Still wage sporadic war;
Numb with insult each yet strives
To scratch the other raw.

Twenty-five years we've now survived;
I'm not sure either why or how
As I sit with a wreath of quarrels set
On my tired and balding brow.
Written by Robert William Service | Create an image from this poem

Lobster For Lunch

 His face was like a lobster red,
His legs were white as mayonnaise:
"I've had a jolly lunch," he said,
That Englishman of pleasant ways.
"Thy do us well at our hotel:
In England food is dull these days."

"We had a big langouste for lunch.
I almost ate the whole of it.
And now I'll smoke and read my Punch,
And maybe siesta a bit;
And then I'll plunge into the sea
And get an appetite for tea."

We saw him plunge into the sea,
With jolly laugh, his wife and I.
"George does enjoy his food," said she;
"In Leeds lobsters are hard to buy.
How lucky we to have a chance
To spend our holiday in France!"

And so we watched him swim and swim
So far and far we scarce could see,
Until his balding head grew dim;
And then there came his children three,
And we all waited there for him, -
Ah yes, a little anxiously.

But George, alas! came never back.
Of him they failed to find a trace;
His wife and kids are wearing black,
And miss a lot his jolly face . . .
But oh how all the lobsters laugh,
And write in wrack his epitaph.
Written by Robert William Service | Create an image from this poem

The Judgement

 The Judge looked down, his face was grim,
 He scratched his ear;
The gangster's moll looked up at him
 With eyes of fear.
She thought: 'This guy in velvet gown,
 With balding pate,
Who now on me is looking down,
 Can seal my fate.'

The Judge thought: 'Fifteen years or ten
 I might decree.
Just let me say the word and then
 Go home to tea.
But then this poor wretch might not be
 So long alive . . .'
So with surprise he heard that he
 Was saying 'Five'.

The Judge went home. His daughter's child
 Was five that day;
And with sweet gifts around her piled
 She laughed in play.
Then mused the Judge: 'Life oft bestows
 Such evil odds.
May he who human mercy shows
 Not count on God's?'
Written by Robert William Service | Create an image from this poem

Slugging Saint

 'Twas in a pub in Battersea
 They call the "Rose and Crown,"
Quite suddenly, it seemed to me,
 The Lord was looking down;
The Lord was looking from above,
 And shiny was His face,
And I was filled with gush of love
 For all the human race.

Anon I saw three ancient men
 Who reckoned not of bliss,
And they looked quite astonished when
 I gave them each a kiss.
I kissed each on his balding spot
 With heart of Heaven grace . . .
And then it seemed there was a lot
 Of trouble round the place.

They had me up before the beak,
 But though I told my tale,
He sentanced me to spend a week
 In Yard of Scotland Gaol.
So when they kindly set me free
 Please don't think it amiss,
If Battling Bill of Battersea,
 For love of all humanity
 Gives you a kiss.

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