Get Your Premium Membership

Best Famous 5Th Poems

Here is a collection of the all-time best famous 5Th poems. This is a select list of the best famous 5Th poetry. Reading, writing, and enjoying famous 5Th poetry (as well as classical and contemporary poems) is a great past time. These top poems are the best examples of 5th poems.

Search and read the best famous 5Th poems, articles about 5Th poems, poetry blogs, or anything else 5Th poem related using the PoetrySoup search engine at the top of the page.

See Also:
Written by Maggie Estep | Create an image from this poem

Bad Day At The Beauty Salon

 I was a 20 year old unemployed receptionist with
dyed orange dreadlocks sprouting out of my skull.
I needed a job, but first, I needed a haircut.
So I head for this beauty salon on Avenue B.
I'm gonna get a hairdo.
I'm gonna look just like those hot Spanish haircut models, become brown and bodacious, grow some 7 inch fingernails painted ***** red and rake them down the chalkboard of the job market's soul.
So I go in the beauty salon.
This beautiful Puerto Rican girl in tight white spandex and a push-up bra sits me down and starts chopping my hair: "Girlfriend," she says, "what the hell you got growing outta your head there, what is that, hair implants? Yuck, you want me to touch that ****, whadya got in there, sandwiches?" I just go: "I'm sorry.
" She starts snipping my carefully cultivated Johnny Lydon post-Pistols hairdo.
My foul little dreadlocks are flying around all over the place but I'm not looking in the mirror cause I just don't want to know.
"So what's your name anyway?" My stylist demands then.
"Uh, Maggie.
" "Maggie? Well, that's an okay name, but my name is Suzy.
" "Yeah, so?" "Yeah so it ain't just Suzy S.
U.
Z.
Y, I spell it S.
U.
Z.
E.
E, the extra "e" is for extra Suzee.
" I nod emphatically.
Suzee tells me when she's not busy chopping hair, she works as an exotic dancer at night to support her boyfriend named Rocco.
Suzee loves Rocco, she loves him so much she's got her eyes closed as she describes him: "6 foot 2, 193 pounds and, girlfriend, his arms so big and long they wrap around me twice like I'm a little Suzee sandwich.
" Little Suzee Sandwich is rapt, she blindly snips and clips at my poor punk head.
She snips and clips and snips and clips, she pauses, I look in the mirror: "Holy ****, I'm bald.
" "Holy ****, baby, you're bald.
" Suzee says, finally opening her eyes and then gasping.
All I've got left is little post-nuke clumps of orange fuzz.
And I'll never get a receptionist job now.
But Suzy waves her manicured finger in my face: "Don't you worry, baby, I'm gonna get you a job at the dancing club.
" "What?" "Baby, let me tell you, the boys are gonna like a bald go go dancer.
" That said, she whips out some clippers, shaves my head smooth and insists I'm gonna love getting naked for a living.
None of this sounds like my idea of a good time, but I'm broke and I'm bald so I go home and get my best panties.
Suzee lends me some 6 inch pumps, paints my lips bright red, and gives me 7 shots of Jack Daniels to relax me.
8pm that night I take the stage.
I'm bald, I'm drunk, and by god, I'm naked.
HOLY **** I'M NAKED IN A ROOM FULL OF STRANGERS THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE RECURRING NIGHTMARES WE ALL HAVE ABOUT BEING BUTT NAKED IN PUBLIC, I AM NAKED, I DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE, THIS REALLY SUCKS.
A few guys feel sorry for me and risk getting their hands bitten off by sticking dollars in my garter belt.
My disheveled pubic hairs stand at full attention, ready to poke the guys' eyes out if they get too close.
Then I notice this bald guy in the audience, I've got a new empathy for bald people, I figure maybe it works both ways, maybe this guy will stick 10 bucks in my garter.
I saunter over.
I'm teetering around unrhythmically, I'm the surliest, unsexiest dancer that ever go-go across this hemisphere.
The bald guy looks down into his beer, he'd much rather look at that than at my pubic mound which has now formed into one vicious spike so it looks like I've got a unicorn in my crotch.
I stand there weaving through the air.
The strobe light is illuminating my pubic unicorn.
Madonna's song Borderline is pumping through the club's speaker system for the 5th time tonight: "BORDERLINE BORDERLINE BORDERLINE/LOVE ME TIL I JUST CAN'T SEE.
" And suddenly, I start to wonder: What does that mean anyway? "LOVE ME TIL I JUST CAN'T SEE" What? Screw me so much my eyes pop out, I go blind, end up walking down 2nd Avenue crazy, horny, naked and blind? What? There's a glitch in the tape and it starts to skip.
"Borderl.
.
.
ooop.
.
.
.
.
Borderl.
.
.
.
ooop.
.
.
Borderlin.
.
.
.
.
ooop" I stumble and twist my ankle.
My g-string rides between my buttcheeks making me twitch with pain.
My head starts spinning, my knees wobble, I go down on all fours and puke all over the bald guy's lap.
So there I am.
Butt naked on all fours.
But before I have time to regain my composure, the strip club manager comes over, points his smarmy strip club manager finger at me and goes: "You're bald, you're drunk, you can't dance and you're fired.
" I stand up.
"Oh yeah, well you stink like a sneaker, pal.
" I peel off one of my pumps and throw it in the direction of his fat head then I get the hell out of there.
A few days later I run into Suzee on Avenue A.
Turns out she got fired for getting me a job there in the first place.
But she was completely undaunted, she dragged me up to this wig store on 14th Street, bought me a mouse brown shag wig, then got us both telemarketing jobs on Wall Street.
And I never went to a beauty salon again.


Written by William Topaz McGonagall | Create an image from this poem

Burning of the Exeter Theatre

 'Twas in the year of 1887, which many people will long remember,
The burning of the Theatre at Exeter on the 5th of September,
Alas! that ever-to-be-remembered and unlucky night,
When one hundred and fifty lost their lives, a most agonising sight.
The play on this night was called "Romany Rye," And at act four, scene third, Fire! Fire! was the cry; And all in a moment flames were seen issuing from the stage, Then the women screamed frantically, like wild beasts in a cage.
Then a panic ensued, and each one felt dismayed, And from the burning building a rush was made; And soon the theatre was filled with a blinding smoke, So that the people their way out had to grope.
The shrieks of those trying to escape were fearful to hear, Especially the cries of those who had lost their friends most dear; Oh, the scene was most painful in the London Inn Square, To see them wringing their hands and tearing their hair! And as the flames spread, great havoc they did make, And the poor souls fought heroically in trying to make their escape; Oh, it was horrible to see men and women trying to reach the door! But in many cases death claimed the victory, and their struggles were o'er.
Alas! 'twas pitiful the shrieks of the audience to hear, Especially as the flames to them drew near; Because on every face were depicted despair and woe, And many of them jumped from the windows into the street below.
The crushed and charred bodies were carried into London Hotel yard, And to alleviate their sufferings the doctors tried hard; But, alas! their attendance on many was thrown away, But those that survived were conveyed to Exeter Hospital without delay.
And all those that had their wounds dressed proceeded home, Accompanied by their friends, and making a loud moan; While the faces and necks of others were sickening to behold, Enough to chill one's blood, and make the heart turn cold.
Alas! words fail to describe the desolation, And in many homes it will cause great lamentation; Because human remains are beyond all identification, Which will cause the relatives of the sufferers to be in great tribulation.
Oh, Heaven! it must have been an awful sight, To see the poor souls struggling hard with all their might, Fighting hard their lives to save, While many in the smoke and burning flame did madly rave! It was the most sickening sight that ever anybody saw, Human remains, beyond recognition, covered with a heap of straw; And here and there a body might be seen, and a maimed hand, Oh, such a sight, that the most hard-hearted person could hardly withstand! The number of people in the theatre was between seven and eight thousand, But alas! one hundred and fifty by the fire have been found dead; And the most lives were lost on the stairs leading from the gallery, And these were roasted to death, which was sickening to see.
The funerals were conducted at the expense of the local authority, And two hours and more elapsed at the mournful ceremony; And at one grave there were two thousand people, a very great crowd, And most of the men were bareheaded ad weeping aloud.
Alas! many poor children have been bereft of their fathers and mothers, Who will be sorely missed by little sisters and brothers; But, alas! unto them they can ne'er return again, Therefore the poor little innocents must weep for them in vain.
I hope all kind Christian souls will help the friends of the dead, Especially those that have lost the winners of their bread; And if they do, God surely will them bless, Because pure Christianity is to help the widows and orphans in distress.
I am very glad to see Henry Irving has sent a hundred pounds, And I hope his brother actors will subscribe their mite all round; And if they do it will add honour to their name, Because whatever is given towards a good cause they will it regain.
Written by Denise Duhamel | Create an image from this poem

Crater Face

 is what we called her.
The story was that her father had thrown Drano at her which was probably true, given the way she slouched through fifth grade, afraid of the world, recess especially.
She had acne scars before she had acne—poxs and dips and bright red patches.
I don't remember any report in the papers.
I don't remember my father telling me her father had gone to jail.
I never looked close to see the particulars of Crater Face's scars.
She was a blur, a cartoon melting.
Then, when she healed—her face, a million pebbles set in cement.
Even Comet Boy, who got his name by being so abrasive, who made fun of everyone, didn't make fun of her.
She walked over the bridge with the one other white girl who lived in her neighborhood.
Smoke curled like Slinkies from the factory stacks above them.
I liked to imagine that Crater Face went straight home, like I did, to watch Shirley Temple on channel 56.
I liked to imagine that she slipped into the screen, bumping Shirley with her hip so that child actress slid out of frame, into the tubes and wires that made the TV sputter when I turned it on.
Sometimes when I watched, I'd see Crater Face tap-dancing with tall black men whose eyes looked shiny, like the whites of hard-boiled eggs.
I'd try to imagine that her block was full of friendly folk, with a lighthouse or goats running in the street.
It was my way of praying, my way of un-imagining the Drano pellets that must have smacked against her like a round of mini-bullets, her whole face as vulnerable as a tongue wrapped in sizzling pizza cheese.
How she'd come home with homework, the weight of her books bending her into a wilting plant.
How her father called her ****, *****, big baby, slob.
The hospital where she was forced to say it was an accident.
Her face palpable as something glowing in a Petri dish.
The bandages over her eyes.
In black and white, with all that make-up, Crater Face almost looked pretty sure her MGM father was coming back soon from the war, seeing whole zoos in her thin orphanage soup.
She looked happiest when she was filmed from the back, sprinting into the future, fading into tiny gray dots on UHF.
Written by Denise Duhamel | Create an image from this poem

Buddhist Barbie

 In the 5th century B.
C.
an Indian philosopher Gautama teaches "All is emptiness" and "There is no self.
" In the 20th century A.
D.
Barbie agrees, but wonders how a man with such a belly could pose, smiling, and without a shirt.
Written by William Topaz McGonagall | Create an image from this poem

The Battle of Corunna

 'Twas in the year of 1808, and in the autumn of the year,
Napoleon resolved to crush Spain and Portugal without fear;
So with a mighty army three hundred thousand strong
Through the passes of the Pyrenees into spain he passed along.
But Sir John Moore concentrated his troops in the north, And into the west corner of Spain he boldly marched forth; To cut off Napoleon's communications with France He considered it to be advisable and his only chance.
And when Napoleon heard of Moore's coming, his march he did begin, Declaring that he was the only General that could oppose him; And in the month of December, when the hills were clad with snow, Napoleon's army marched over the Guadiana Hills with their hearts full of woe.
And with fifty thousand cavalry, infantry, and artillery, Napoleon marched on, facing obstacles most dismal to see; And performed one of the most rapid marches recorded in history, Leaving the command of his army to Generals Soult and Ney.
And on the 5th of January Soult made his attack, But in a very short time the French were driven back; With the Guards and the 50th Regiment and the 42d conjoint, They were driven from the village of Elnina at the bayonet's point.
Oh! It was a most gorgeous and inspiring sight To see Sir John Moore in the thickest of the fight, And crying aloud to the 42d with all his might, "Forward, my lads, and charge them with your bayonets left and right.
" Then the 42d charged them with might and main, And the French were repulsed again and again; And although they poured into the British ranks a withering fire, The British at the charge of the bayonet soon made them retire.
Oh! That battlefield was a fearful sight to behold, 'Twas enough to make one's blood run cold To hear the crack, crack of the musketry and the cannon's roar, Whilst the dead and the dying lay weltering in their gore.
But O Heaven! It was a heartrending sight, When Sir John Moore was shot dead in the thickest of the fight; And as the soldiers bore him from the field they looked woebegone, And the hero's last words were "Let me see how the battle goes on.
" Then he breathed his last with a gurgling sound, And for the loss of the great hero the soldier's sorrow was profound, Because he was always kind and served them well, And as they thought of him tears down their cheeks trickling fell.
Oh! it was a weird and pathetic sight As they buried him in the Citadel of Corunna at the dead of night, While his staff and the men shed many tears For the noble hero who had commanded them for many years.
Success to the British Army wherever they go, For seldom they have failed to conquer the foe; Long may the highlanders be able to make the foe reel, By giving them an inch or two of cold steel.


Written by William Topaz McGonagall | Create an image from this poem

Lines in Praise of the Lyric Club Banquet

 Which was Held in the Queens Hotel, Perth, on the Evening of 5th September 1894


'Twas in the year of 1894, and on the 5th of September,
Which for a long time I will remember,
And the gentlemen I entertained in the city of Perth,
Which is one of the grandest cities upon the earth.
At the Banquet there were gentlemen of high degree, And the viands they partook of filled their hearts with glee; There was Beef, Fish, and Potatoes galore, And we all ate until we could eat no more The gentlemen present were very kind to me, And the entertainment I gave them filled their hearts with glee; Especially the Recital I gave them from "Macbeth", They were so much fascinated they almost lost their breath.
The audience were orderly and all went well, As cheerily and as smoothly as a marriage bell.
Mr James Speedie was the chairman, and behaved right manfully, And sang a beautiful song, which filled our hearts with glee.
But when I sang my "Rattling Boy from Dublin Town", The audience were like to pull the house down With the hearty applause they showered upon me, Because I sang the song so merrily.
But, in conclusion, I must honestly say I haven't been so well treated for manv a day; Because I got a Splendid Bed in the Queen's Hotel, And the breakfast I got there I liked right well.
The treatment I received there would please the Queen, Because the cooking is most excellent and the beds are clean; And, in conclusion, I return my thanks to one and all, Especially the members of the Lyric Club, big and small, Also the landlord of the Queen's Hotel, yours truly, McGonagall.
Written by William Topaz McGonagall | Create an image from this poem

The Inauguration of the University College

 Good people of Dundee, your voices raise,
And to Miss Baxter give great praise;
Rejoice and sing and dance with glee,
Because she has founded a College in Bonnie Dundee.
Therefore loudly in her praise sing, And make Dundee with your voices ring, And give honour to whom honour is due, Because ladies like her are very few.
'Twas on the 5th day of October, in the year of 1883, That the University College was opened in Dundee, And the opening proceedings were conducted in the College Hall, In the presence of ladies and gentlemen both great and small.
Worthy Provost Moncur presided over the meeting, And received very great greeting; And Professor Stuart made an eloquent speech there, And also Lord Dalhousie, I do declare.
Also, the Right Hon W.
E.
Baxter was there on behalf of his aunt, And acknowledged her beautiful portrait without any rant, And said that she requested him to hand it over to the College, As an incentive to others to teach the ignorant masses knowledge, Success to Miss Baxter, and praise to the late Doctor Baxter, John Boyd, For I think the Dundonians ought to feel overjoyed For their munificent gifts to the town of Dundee, Which will cause their names to be handed down to posterity.
The College is most handsome and magnificent to be seen, And Dundee can now almost cope with Edinburgh or Aberdeen, For the ladies of Dundee can now learn useful knowledge By going to their own beautiful College.
I hope the ladies and gentlemen of Dundee will try and learn knowledge At home in Dundee in their nice little College, Because knowledge is sweeter than honey or jam, Therefore let them try and gain knowledge as quick as they can.
It certainly is a great boon and an honour to Dundee To have a College in our midst, which is most charming to see, All through Miss Baxter and the late Dr Baxter, John Boyd, Which I hope by the people of Dundee will long be enjoyed Now since Miss Baxter has lived to see it erected, I hope by the students she will long be respected For establishing a College in Bonnie Dundee, Where learning can be got of a very high degree.
"My son, get knowledge," so said the sage, For it will benefit you in your old age, And help you through this busy world to pass, For remember a man without knowledge is just like an ass.
I wish the Professors and teachers every success, Hoping the Lord will all their labours bless; And I hope the students will always be obedient to their teachers And that many of them may leam to be orators and preachers.
I hope Miss Baxter will prosper for many a long day For the money that she has given away, May God shower his blessings on her wise head, And may all good angels guard her while living and hereafter when dead.
Written by Amy Lowell | Create an image from this poem

Epitaph in a Church-Yard in Charleston South Carolina

 GEORGE AUGUSTUS CLOUGH
A NATIVE OF LIVERPOOL,
DIED SUDDENLY OF "STRANGER'S FEVER"
NOV'R 5th 1843
AGED 22

He died of "Stranger's Fever" when his youth
Had scarcely melted into manhood, so
The chiselled legend runs; a brother's woe
Laid bare for epitaph.
The savage ruth Of a sunny, bright, but alien land, uncouth With cruel caressing dealt a mortal blow, And by this summer sea where flowers grow In tropic splendor, witness to the truth Of ineradicable race he lies.
The law of duty urged that he should roam, Should sail from fog and chilly airs to skies Clear with deceitful welcome.
He had come With proud resolve, but still his lonely eyes Ached with fatigue at never seeing home.
Written by William Topaz McGonagall | Create an image from this poem

Lord Roberts Triumphal Entry into Pretoria

 'Twas in the year of 1900, and on the 5th of June,
Lord Roberts entered Pretoria in the afternoon;
His triumphal entry was magnificent to see,
The British Army marching behind him fearlessly.
With their beautiful banners unfurled to the breeze, But the scene didn't the Boers please; And they immediately made some show of fight, But at the charge of the bayonet they were put to flight.
The troops, by the people, were received with loud cheers, While many of them through joy shed joyous tears; Because Lord Roberts from bondage had set them free, Which made them dance and sing with glee.
Lord Roberts' march into Pretoria was inspiring to see, It is reckoned one of the greatest achievements in our military history; Because the Boers were watching him in front and behind, But he scattered them like chaff before the wind.
Oh! it was a most beautiful and inspiring sight To see the British bayonets glittering in the sunlight, Whilst the bands played "See the conquering hero comes," While the people in ecstasy towards them run.
The British marched into Pretoria like the rushing tide, And the Boers around Pretoria there no longer could abide, Because the British at the charge of the bayonet made them run with fear, And fly from Pretoria just like wild dear.
Then Lord Roberts cried, "Pull down the Transvaal Flag, And hoist the Union Jack instead of the Transvaal rag; And shout 'Britannia for ever,' and 'Long live our Queen,' For she is the noblest Queen the world has ever seen.
" Then the Union Jack was hoisted and unfurled to the breeze, Which certainly did the Boers displease, When they saw the Union Jack flying o'er their capital, The sight thereof amazed them, and did them appall.
And when old Kruger saw Lord Roberts he shook with fright, Then he immediately disguised himself and took to flight, Leaving his poor wife in Pretoria behind, But the British troops have treated her very kind.
Now let us all thank Lord Roberts for his great bravery, Who has gained for the people of Pretoria their liberty, By his skillful tactics and great generalship, be it told, And the courage of his soldiers, who fought like lions bold.
Lord Roberts is a brave man, be it said, Who never was the least afraid To defend his Queen and country when called upon; And by his valorous deeds great battles he has won.
Then success to Lord Roberts and the British Army, May God protect them by land and by sea; And enable them always to conquer the Boers, And beat all foreign foes from our shores.
Written by William Topaz McGonagall | Create an image from this poem

The Funeral of the Late Prince Henry of Battenberg

 Alas! Prince Henry of Battenberg is dead!
And, I hope, has gone to heaven, its streets to tread,
And to sing with God's saints above,
Where all is joy and peace and love.
'Twas in the year of 1896, and on the 5th of February, Prince Henry was buried at Whippingham- a solemn sight to see.
As the funeral moved off, it was a very impressive sight- First came the military, and police, and volunteers from the Isle of Wight.
Then came the carriage party of the Scots Guards; While the people uncovered their heads as it passed onwards And many of them did sob and sigh When the gun carriage with the coffin was passing by.
Prince Henry's charger was led by Richter, his stud groom; And depicted in the people's faces there was a sad gloom When they saw the noble charger of the dead- It seemed that all joy from them had fled.
The Queen's carriage was followed by the Princess of Wales, and other Princesses, All clad in gorgeous mourning dresses; And there was a number of military representatives, which enhanced the scene; And as the procession moved along it was solemn in the extreme.
Her Majesty looked very sad and serene, Leaning back in her carriage could plainly be seen; And the carriage was drawn by a pair of greys in grand harness; And Her Majesty seemed to be in deep distress.
By Her Majesty's side sat the Princess Beatrice And the two younger Battenberg children, looking very nice; And by the coffin walked the elder Prince, immediately Between Prince Louis and Prince Joseph, holding their hands tenderly.
The "Dead March" was played by the Marine Band; And the music was solemn and very grand, And accompanied by the roll of muffled drums; Whilst among the spectators were heard sighs and hums.
And when the procession arrived at the church of Whippingham, Then the coffin was carried inside- of the good man- And was then laid in its resting place, While sorrow was depicted in every face.
Then there was the firing of guns, with their earthly Thunder Which made the people start and wonder; And the tolling of the village bells, While the solemn music on the air swells.
And the people said, "Prince Henry was a good man, But now he's laid low in the church of Whippingham.
" But when the Grim King his dart does throw, None can escape death, high or low.
The funeral service was certainly very nice- Which was by the request of Princess Beatrice- Which was the rendering of Sullivan's anthem, "Brother, before us thou art gone"- I hope unto thy heavenly home.
No Doubt the Princess Beatrice will mourn for him- But to mourn for the dead it is a sin! Therefore I hope God will comfort her always, And watch o'er her children night and day.
Prince Henry was a God-fearing man- And to deny it few people can- And very kind to his children dear, And for the loss of him they will drop a tear.
His relatives covered the coffin lid with wreaths of flowers, While adown their cheeks flowed tears in showers.
Then the service concluded with "Christ will gather His own"; And each one left with a sad heart and went home.

Book: Reflection on the Important Things