Christmas Song Parodies
It’s Beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
But it’s only May
While shopping for fishing tackle
There’s only Christmas crackle
Plus I bumped into a Santa Claus display
They’re already playing Christmas carols
But where’s the flip flops
Plus I need some pool chlorine
And now I want to scream
Coz that awful music just won’t stop
There’s a Santa in shorts collecting change
Everywhere I go
But I’ll be darned if I
Don’t punch him in the eye
Coz all I want to do is go and mow
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
But I don’t know why
My neighbor’s itching for a fight
Coz he’s hanging Christmas lights
And it’s not even the fourth of July
White Christmas
I’m dreaming of a white Corvette
Just so I can rub it in the nose
Of my very rich friend
Who brags to me no end
I’ll peel out in front of his windows
I’m dreaming of a one month escape
On a yacht christened ‘The Crosby’
Where we’ll go sailing
And be inhaling
Fresh warm air out on the great blue sea
I’m dreaming of infinity pools
Filled with goddesses in bikinis
And while I’m swimming
My stocks are winning
But my wife wakes me
From my dream, (what a meanie)
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a dairy business
We wish you a dairy business
We wish you a dairy business
And a happy Moo-Year
Good ice cream you bring to us and your kin
We wish you a dairy business
And a happy Moo-Year
We’ll call you the Biggy Milk King
We’ll call you the Biggy Milk King
We’ll call you the Biggy Milk King
With a big dairy cheer
Great milk shakes you bring to us and your kin
We wish you a dairy business
And a happy Moo-Year!
For Christmas Parody contest
Copyright © David Fisher | Year Posted 2024
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