You Can Thank the Funky Monkey
No way you could call this a drizzle
Came out like rhinoceros pizzle
On this day at the zoo
This old monkey just blew
It fried my eyes and made them sizzle
Blinded, direction was hard to gauge
And I fell into the lion's cage
I was sure she'd eat me
But she purred so sweetly
Now I live with a cat half my age
Had no trouble adjusting at all
Bet you wouldn't catch this at the mall
So just you wait and see
A proud papa I'll be
Because she's expecting in the Fall
Copyright © Randy Freie | Year Posted 2025
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