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Our current right-wing king tells us that the ivy league schools fall under the influence of leftist and communist teachings and promote really really bad ideas--very bad. It's kind of ironic that many of his advisors and family members graduated from ivy league schools. How can this be?   

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Ivy leaguers smell like turd bits
Near the king’s commode where he s*its
Don should flush elites
Like what he excretes
Including these ass wipes and twits:

Yale University…J.D. Vance
Yale University…Scott Bessent
Yale University…Daniel Driscoll
Harvard University…Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 
Harvard University…John Phelan
Harvard University…Dean John Sauer
Princeton and Harvard…Pete Hegseth
University of Pennsylvania...Tiffany Trump
University of Pennsylvania...Donald Trump Jr. 
University of Pennsylvania...Ivanka Trump
University of Pennsylvania…Elon Musk
University of Pennsylvania…D.J. Trump
University of Pennsylvania and Harvard…Mehmet Oz

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Sara Etgen-Baker Date: 7/29/2025 4:27:00 PM definitely a level of hypocrisy with the current administration. I find it distasteful, Sara Login to Reply

Sotto Poet Date: 5/8/2025 7:46:00 PM My friend Duke, your limerick poem exposes the hypocrisy of a right-wing critic who criticizes Ivy League schools for propagating leftist ideals while depending on Ivy League-educated advisers and family members. The topic also addresses issues of elitism, hypocrisy, and the silliness of political discourse. I enjoy how your language is informal and confrontational, utilizing terminology like "turd bits" and "ass wipes" to express contempt for the elites. This casual and coarse diction highlights the speaker's scorn. Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/10/2025 7:24:00 AM SP, it's funny I actually have a high degree of respect for the Ivy League schools. They're hard to get into for a reason. However, they have a number of graduates who will say and do anything for their own personal gain. I doubt very much that was part of their intended education. Funny how some of the worst have flowed to the DT lagoon. They should have some loyalty or fondness for their alma matter; but in their desire to see an autocracy and for personal gain, they abandon honor, self-control, and empathy.

I Am Anaya Date: 5/8/2025 1:30:00 PM (Laughing) the picture says it all! I'm bringing good news...oye...Pope Leo XIV first American-Born! JD Vance: "There is a Christian concept that you love your family and then you love your neighbor, and then you love your community, and then you love your fellow citizens, and then after that, prioritize the rest of the world. A lot of the far left has completely inverted that." New Pope Leo XIV Bashed JD Vance on Twitter “JD Vance is wrong,” he said. “Jesus doesn’t ask us to rank our love for others.” !!! Rejoice!!! JD failed as a Christian, the beginning of a new cult... Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/9/2025 5:29:00 PM Anaya, I think you're right...decent people will stand with the principles of Jesus. Vance and DT are in for a very bitter learning experience. In fact, they're already living in denial with nothing within their hearts that I would ever want to experience. We'll certainly get to see this play out and it won't be pretty. I think the Pope should say, he'd like to be President of the US and then laugh and say....heck, it was only a joke! Smiles!

Robert Gorelick Date: 5/8/2025 11:49:00 AM i believe it was William Manchester who warned us against "The Best And The Brightest" who blindly led us into that Asian quagmire in the '60's--Ivy Leaguers all! I admire your bluntness, take care. Robert Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/9/2025 12:35:00 PM Thanks Robert. I know some decent graduates. What's being done to defund research and punish academics is terrible. Some news stories recently explained that AI tech promoters think that AI will be able to solve medical issues, and so the research being done is a waste of time. That seems very odd to me. Hope you are well and sending smiles!!!

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 5/8/2025 11:15:00 AM - :))) - everyone in a row ... love your photos, Duke :) - hugs Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/9/2025 12:38:00 PM Anne-Lise, yes the toilet bowl king knows how to pick a loyal staff of real winners. He won't be satisfied until he's stuck the rest of our heads in the toilet like they do in the movies. He and they really get off when they're torturing people.

Lin Lane Date: 5/8/2025 11:08:00 AM That's the only throne he deserves to sit upon. Your language is a bit, ummmm... perfectly descriptive! Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/9/2025 3:30:00 PM Thanks Lin, I thought it was appropriate since what the king and his minions are doing flies in the face of reason. If there is an afterlife, they will all surely end up in hell. That would also be too good for them. Smiles!!

Silent One Date: 5/8/2025 6:41:00 AM I don't think he likes the facts nor does he seem to care for it... I have to say he does talk rubbish... and still he has so many supporters.. but I guess thats due to his bigoted ideologies.... Another great iformative and humorous poem ... Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/9/2025 3:13:00 PM SO, thanks for this comment. It seems to be about a small number of ideologues establishing autocracy, making tons of money, and having the rest of us bow before them. The supporters will remain loyal unless there is some kind of economic disaster. They generally have a disdain for immigrants since they are easily blamed for problems. These issues are much more complex than many of his supporters realize. Hope you are well.

Jan Allison Date: 5/8/2025 2:15:00 AM omg duke this is your best ever its freakin hilarious lol talk about irony! into my faves !!! hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/9/2025 2:51:00 PM Jan, I was thinking you might really like this one. I'm not just thinking irony....I'm thinking cast iron-y. I really wish we could flush these people away. I suppose the fact that they're here will keep me from experiencing runaway euphoria. However, having the ability to converse with you means many smiles always. Take care!

Ink Empress Date: 5/7/2025 9:30:00 PM Oh! Quite ironic if he thinks that while his cabinets got a background of graduating from those unis and so are his children! Your limerick is funny and as always youv presented it well! Hope you are doing well dear duke! Pleasure always visiting your poems! Sending you light always Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/9/2025 12:42:00 PM IE, they do love criticizing universities and the people who work for them. Part of establishing an autocracy involves removing those who would object. Autocrats love the education they got, but hate anyone being able to point out what they are in the process of doing and worse...those suggesting it's wrong.