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Unwritten Process


There is an unwritten process in the book of flatulence 
For when it is passed
Firstly, if there is a dog in the room
Naturally, it was the dog who did that blast 

Next in line are children
When an awful smell wafts by
Of course it's one of the little angels
Which they always and forever deny 

Lastly it is the men 
Who simply bear no shame
When in the company of women 
Without question they are to blame 

As for us delicate creatures called ladies
We would never blow a foul trumpet tune
If by the slightest chance it ever came to fruition 
It would be the lovely aroma of sweet perfume

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Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/17/2024 9:40:00 AM

Hey Deb.. my friend, A fun write written with elegant humor, loved it especially the last versre, how could it ever be a lady!!!!! Ha, ha ha. Blessings and hugs Jennifer A wonderful Christmas to you and your family dear Deb xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/12/2024 10:37:00 PM

Haha. So true!! I never did it around other people. But as I've aged, it sometimes can't be helped. But they smell like perfume, so who cares!!

Deb M
Date: 12/12/2024 11:37:00 PM

Yes they do hehe!! Thanks Andrea....Debx

Terrell Martin

Date: 12/12/2024 9:12:00 PM

Dear Deb, this is most beautiful, intelligent, creative, humorous, and smelliest (is that even a word?) poem I've ever had the pleasure of reading. And as a man I'm not in the least bit offended (LOL): Cheers/Terrell

Deb M
Date: 12/13/2024 1:36:00 AM

Wow ….Terrell what an amazing comment which has really touched my heart…you are so sweet and l appreciate your lovely words so very much! Happy l didn't offend haha!! Thankyou so much my friend! Debx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/12/2024 8:05:00 PM

As I've heard tell: "She who smelt it, dealt it! lol. ~ gw

Deb M
Date: 12/12/2024 11:35:00 PM

Wasn't me! Thanks BB....Debx

John Read

Date: 12/12/2024 7:37:00 AM

Hi Deb, more like the aroma of dead roses lol. xx

Deb M
Date: 12/12/2024 12:12:00 PM

Untrue and RUDE john haha!! Thanks Debx

Michael Tor

Date: 12/12/2024 2:46:00 AM

Oh Deb this is a favorite. Jan would be proud of you lol. This had me laughing. thank you for the joy you brought me with your sense of humor. I hope this gets POTD or POTW. More people have to see this and read it. A "Classic" A big Hug to you...

Deb M
Date: 12/12/2024 2:59:00 AM

WOW what a glowing comment and compliment Michael... thankyou so much....l appreciate that so much! Glad l brought you some joy my friend as you have me with your comment....Debx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/11/2024 10:54:00 PM

Lol, why can't people own them, they always try and point the finger at someone else. Tom

Deb M
Date: 12/12/2024 12:03:00 AM

Hehe absolutely right Tom...hell unleashed that made me laugh!!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/11/2024 11:52:00 PM

The silent but violent ones are the worst, hell unleashed.

Deb M
Date: 12/11/2024 11:32:00 PM

Whoever smelt it dealt it!! Hehe....thanks my friend!! Debx

Terry Flood

Date: 12/11/2024 4:34:00 PM

But some of us men know the truth, Deb. Some say ‘Garrgh.. you disgusting freak’. Some of the more gentlemanly among us, pretend not to notice. We just hold our breath until we can find an excuse to go outside… and breathe. But which one am I???

Deb M
Date: 12/11/2024 11:35:00 PM

You pointing your finger at the culprit would say " oi you farted and you STINK!!" I do believe haha.....Debx