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Observation of DT leads to the realization that he thinks only about himself. This explains his statements about women and why he has affairs while married. He's concerned about his own satisfaction only. Happily married men who consider their partner's feelings understand the concept of win-win arranagements. DT uses power and subterfuge to construct win-lose transactions where he takes extreme pleasure watching others suffer.

Clearly, a Trumpenstein will only consider his own interest at the expense of anyone else. He will offer our national wealth in exchange for having permission to build a development in a foreign country or in exchange for a small purchase of his meme coin. BTW, if Melania and Hillary had any self respect, they would file for divorce.

Igor needs a bigger lab IX

Don is the ultimate user
His deals seal you as a loser 
When Trump holds the cards
The lives now in shards
Bear witness he’s an abuser

The Don has a trick to reveal
He’ll dick you and cancel your deal
Like hands on your neck
Trump voids your paycheck
And feels ecstasy when you squeal

If acts are life’s indicator
Don’s a classic woman hater
Though cratered with flab
Trump will pussies grab
As rapist and a dictator

What will show how Don’s dick-brain thinks?
Trump’s thrusts come with lies and high jinks!
Amid this disgust
Some high and non-plussed
Have heads up his rump with what stinks!

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Sotto Poet

Date: 3/14/2025 7:04:00 PM

Duke, my friend Fantastic limerick poem criticizes and satirizes Trump as a manipulator and abuser. Power, exploitation, and misogyny are all explored, portraying Trump as a manipulator. He is despised in the poem, which highlights his moral flaws and their effects on society. The poem's casual and profane language emphasizes his flaws. The use of "loser," "abuser," "dick," and "pussies" is direct and hostile. Alliteration ("pussies grip") and assonance ("thrusts come with lies") provide rhythm and bite to the poetry.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 6/13/2025 3:49:00 AM

SP, yes he is awful. There are almost no words that can describe his psychosis. He measures everything he does in terms of benefit for himself. The needs of the American people or of the world for that matter do not really factor in. I suppose an oligarch would feel good about it for a short while. They love the idea of keeping all their money and letting society be damned. Smiles!!

Jan Allison

Date: 3/10/2025 5:32:00 PM

I love your style Duke, one of few who tells it like it is and can see trump and his cronies for what they really are liars and bullies! yeah he is full of bs yet sadly many are taken in by him and his lies. lets see how long melania will put up with him now - he truly has lost the plot - 'king trump' needs to be dethroned as the whole world is at risk of destruction hugs jan xx

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/12/2025 7:02:00 PM

Thanks Jan, he and many of those surrounding them are putting on a show while they rip us off. It seems like we're in a Shakespearian tragedy of epic proportions. At least we will laugh until we go bust or get arrested and tortured.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/5/2025 4:38:00 PM

Your limericks are funny. I will leave it at that!

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/12/2025 5:45:00 PM

Andrea, thanks for reading. Despite any differences with anyone, there’s room for enjoyment. We just have to be open to truths as they make themselves apparent. I’ll be the first one to say I am wrong if that is the case. There’s a lot of confirmation bias in our brains we need to overcome. BTW, all the chaos and churning of tariffs (on/off) allows insiders close to Trump to trade the stock market volatility, and his "loyal" justice department will not investigate any of it. Imagine all the money they are making. When you talk to people who really know, they say it's going on. The opportunity is certainly there. Smiles!

I Am Anaya

Date: 3/5/2025 12:16:00 PM

Milania disgusts, she sacrificed herself upon the alter of the Eye Candy God. The quintessential trophy wife. Last night's circus turned the capital building into the big top tent. Half sat in seething silence, (smart, in a serious event caddy laughter would've served no productive purpose) as the other half erupt in unbridled joy. I had the D.T.'s, just watching DT! Senator Slotkin should be praised for her brilliant candor and was worth the wait. You surely got your point across, "Have heads up his rump with what stinks!" Pew! Happy Ash Wednesday ~

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/12/2025 1:09:00 PM

Thanks Anaya. It's now a week later (I've been distracted by things), but you're on target. The speech Trump gave was classic snake oil, but he's upsetting more people every day and his ignorance will reveal itself more. I also enjoyed Senator Slotkin's rebuttal. She has substantial credentials compared his...wait he doesn't have any. His narcissism will be his ultimate undoing. Take care!!! Smiles!!

Ink Empress

Date: 3/4/2025 4:40:00 AM

Men like you dear duke that respect women are rare and should be applauded: too many narcissists especially in the realm of politics. I can only hope for the best. For the world and also US. Brilliant art, rhymes and flow of lines in thisX made me smile! Sending you light always

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/12/2025 8:50:00 AM

IE, thanks. We do need to appreciate each other for who we really are. Throughout history, much evil has developed when some thought they were masters over others. There's actually more fun and pleasure derived from working collegialy with everyone else. Sending you smiles! Life can be so much fun if we can accept a little humility and appreciation for others in our lives. It's remarkable what it does for the inner mood. I don't think (from what I have experienced) that there's any drug that can duplicate this for us.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/4/2025 4:19:00 AM

- It stinks as shit in the White House, Duke - hugs

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/11/2025 4:31:00 AM

Anne-Lise, it's one thing after another every day here. At least a few of his supporters are starting to have second thoughts, but it's hard to know how long this all persists or how and if it ends. There are a lot of good people here, but we don't get the attention that a smelly dung pile seems to attract.

Arthur Vaso

Date: 3/4/2025 1:16:00 AM

Love this series!

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/10/2025 6:35:00 PM

Thanks Arthur. If only we had leaders who shared some of our values and had the ability to explain it in a way that makes sense to most people. We don't seem to have that right now. We're holding our breath for a breath of fresh air. Take care.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

Date: 3/3/2025 5:45:00 PM

Yup. Uhuh. We’ll all be feeling it with the tariff war starting tomorrow. Just heard he signed away to clear cut 280 million acres of trees in protected lands and national forests, a lot more than just humans going to feel that pain. Keep writing! xomo

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/10/2025 6:09:00 PM

Maureen, thanks for reading and leaving a profound comment. The reaction we're seeing from Canada seems really inspiring. Wish more could stand up to the arrogant bully we have. I'm thinking his failure will arrive soon, but not soon enough to avoid a great deal of destruction. Smiles!

Lin Lane

Date: 3/3/2025 5:23:00 PM

Duke, these limericks hit the hardest and on point at the way I see him, too. “Cratered with flab” and what a great last line!

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/10/2025 5:50:00 PM

Thanks Lin, I think more and more people will be feeling the effect of the greedy ones. I do think there's no point in accumulating mega wealth in the hands of a few on either side. In medieval times the size of a throne room would limit wealth and greed. Now, with electronic banking, the physical limits are off the table. I'm watching the meanest and inanity in amazement.

Igor needs a bigger lab IX

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