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I Want A Funny

I took my new friend from Mars,
to the store not to the bars.
He was accompanied by his little green dog,
many thought he was a funny looking frog.
They messed their little green suits,
so no more fresh fruits.
A diaper they will need,
so they can go home and be freed.

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/19/2025 5:15:00 PM

Goofy but cute, Paula

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/21/2025 9:32:00 AM

Glad you found my fun "I Want A Funny" write to be, Goofy but cute. That was what I was going for. Thank You for reading/writing. I have been off the computer for a few days. "Smiles" Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Emilia James

Date: 7/19/2025 3:12:00 AM

Enjoyed your creative and fun poem Paula. I hope they are both home and free now. Emilia : )

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/19/2025 11:36:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed my fun "I Want A Funny" write. Thank You for reading/writing. It was so much fun to write. Yes, they are both home, safe and free now. Hahaha!!! "Smiles" I have been off the computer for a few days. Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 7/18/2025 10:08:00 AM

Thanks for the smile this morning. I enjoyed this write. Have a great weekend. love phyl

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/18/2025 1:28:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed my fun "I Want A Funny" write. Thank You for reading/writing. It was so much fun to write. Glad I could could you a "Smile" this morning. Enjoy your weekend. Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Bill Baker

Date: 7/11/2025 7:17:00 AM

Fun read Paula. Thanks for sent us each a smile. :-) Have a great weekend, my friend. Bill

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/18/2025 1:26:00 PM

Glad you found my fun "I Want A Funny" write to be a, Fun read. Thank You for reading/writing. I have been off the computer for a few days. "Smiles" Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Jan Allison

Date: 7/7/2025 11:24:00 AM

thanks for the giggles Paula we definitely need more humour on soup:-) hugs Jan xx

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/7/2025 1:43:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed my fun "I Want A Funny" write. Thank You for reading/writing. It was so much fun to bring to life. Yes, we can always use more fun/laughs/giggles in this crazy world. "Smiles" Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Arthur Vaso

Date: 7/7/2025 3:25:00 AM

I needed this laugh, loved it!

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/7/2025 10:37:00 AM

Glad you love my fun "I Want A Funny" write. Thank You for reading/writing. It is great I could give you a laugh. I really enjoyed bringing this one to life. "Smiles" Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Sotto Poet

Date: 7/6/2025 5:59:00 PM

Hi Paula, I felt that this was hilarious and interesting. Enjoyed reading

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/7/2025 10:35:00 AM

Glad you found my fun "I Want A Funny" write to be, hilarious and interesting. Thank You for reading/writing. It was a ton of fun to write. "Smiles" Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 7/6/2025 4:32:00 PM

Perhaps it would have been better to take your friends to a bar, but then perhaps if they’d had too much to drink they’d have filled their diapers to the brink. Enjoyed your funny write Paula… Beryl

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/7/2025 10:33:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed my fun "I Want A Funny" write. Thank You for reading/writing. It was so much fun to bring to life. The bars were an idea but I do not drink so that was out. Hahaha!!! "Smiles" Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 7/6/2025 3:49:00 PM

Hi Paul, this was very entertaining and very creative, ")

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/7/2025 10:29:00 AM

Glad you found my fun "I Want A Funny" write to be, very entertaining and very creative. Thank You for reading/writing. It was a ton of fun to write. "Smiles" Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/6/2025 3:14:00 PM

Creative thinking on this one for sure. LOL..So like humans are they that too much fruit creates havoc on the digestive system? Sara K

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/7/2025 10:28:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed my fun "I Want A Funny" write. Thank You for reading/writing. Also thanks for your, LOL. It was a ton of fun to write. Yep, fruit creates a problem with little green men and little green dogs. Hahaha!!! "Smiles" Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/6/2025 12:33:00 PM

- Back after my summer vacation ... and the first poem I read is this imaginative and funny poem ... best wishes in the contest, Paula :) - hugs

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/7/2025 10:21:00 AM

Glad you found my fun "I Want A Funny" write to be, imaginative and funny poem. Thank You for reading/writing. Also thanks for your, best wishes in the contest. Glad you are OK and just on vacation. Hugs... "Smiles" Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Tom Woody

Date: 7/6/2025 12:31:00 PM

Yeah, best to stick with Alpo. Even alien mutts need balanced nutrition, apparently

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/7/2025 10:17:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed my fun "I Want A Funny" write. Thank You for reading/writing. It was so much fun to write. Yes, best to stick with Alpo. "Smiles" Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Joe Dimino

Date: 7/6/2025 11:32:00 AM

"They messed their little green suits, so no more fresh fruits." Love it! Surround our planet with fruit satellites and we will be free from invasions. Instead of a rain of conquering terror.... Green Party should love this.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/7/2025 10:16:00 AM

Glad you Love my fun "I Want A Funny" write. Thank You for reading/writing. It was a ton of fun to write. Fruit satellites sound like a great idea. Hahaha!!! "Smiles" Watch out for men and dogs in little green suits as you write away............

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 7/6/2025 10:25:00 AM

I Want A Funny ~ Date Written: 7/6/2025 ~ Written By Human Poet...