The Universal Synogism Theory
“The Universal Synogism Theory”
“Everything Has been, will be, or is alive.”
“Don’t you think it’s a little bullshit? How can a rock be alive?” Asked Todd a scraggly haired realist and a mathematician to boot.
“You aren’t talking about fossils?” Smiled Cali whose beauty was only eclipsed by her aptitude at math and she got the invite on her own merit. Todd accompanied a professor friendly to them both as both were on their way toward getting their doctorates. Cali had one in English and Physics. This degree would complete the trifecta.
“Of course fossils were once alive...”
“And the petrified forest.” Cali smiled after all her English Doctorate was an in depth look at accents and slang and how all words started as slang and accents turned to new languages.
<On a side note this Cali believed this accent to new languages to be proof of evolution. At that time many had fallen away from pure evolution and believed in a guiding hand. That is that God Allah Jesus Muhammad and let’s not forget what many more were believing; Aliens guided humanity. This was due to the simple fact that if humans derived from apes why did they stop evolving. Could it have been mass genocide that these forms of homosapians and prior species were ritualistically wiped out by something fierce. The Biblicists could point to one thing the great flood and Noah. Yet why do birds and other animals adapt and some even flourish? While others die out and stagnate? Were we homosapians evolving mentally spiritually and physically but that it’s just been kept secret? When is our mass genocide? Who decides? Would Cali be safe with her 3 doctorate degrees?>
“Ok I get you but our ordinary rock?”
“Well some rocks contain crystals and mica. Let us not forget certain funguses live by eating the rock that would be ‘will be’.”
“Our most powerful microscopes still can’t see the communities that live in a crystal. Hold on i know you are going to disagree but I really believe that life found in an instant could mean an eternity it’s the macro relativity theory and see how nice its ideas on time come into play in the Universal Synogism Theory.”
“That there must be life in an instant and life for eternity makes time itself to be nonrelative a misnomer a simple counting because we as humans could not understand the complexity of life without time. Now as we enter the space age we understand so much more as i came to believe in more as well. Take the tennis ball flying through the air loving life and being enjoyed. Then it gets replaced rescinded to a back corner in an overstuffed garage praying not to be found and sent to wherever it is that trash goes. We all know that old food succumbs to mold. And mold travels in circles colonies as with all life feeds live life creates it so even rot mold and decomposition is a form of life itself as is death by order life as well.”
“I think that’s my favorite part of it where he proves that death is life just something new that we don’t fully understand.”
“Yeah but i like the part of as humanity grows so does the cosmos. This is not just because science lets us see deeper and deeper into the great beyond. Rather humans are making galaxies, solar systems etc. etc. out there how else could there be such a big black hole near us?”
“Yeah so he proves a creator and the bible says we are made in His image how thus can we held lifeless when the purpose of life is to create life.” he ran his hand over his hair. “So eternity, bible, and why not the meaning of life too. But I think he offhandedly talks about hell the huge black hole that’s near us. Can you imagine an eternity of beings squeezed through the head of a needle or even smaller? Then one day it erupts into a new galaxy or any number of galaxies who ever knows. For me this brings me to my dream I want to help my universes I created like God did.”
A bell went off and a refined male voice came on the intercom, “Five minutes. Please find your seats.”
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