the scene

I like when a guy makes me forget I'm talking to a guy.
If you're waiting for me to ask you out it's never ever, ever, gonna happen.

I get excited when I like something - deal with it mr lowkey
If I whisper to a friend I'm not throwing shade - girls just talk about different things

I told people at school that I wasn't allowed to date - but my BFFs friends knew.
I smile when a guy reminds me of something I told him - like he was actually listening.

Some nights, when I'm together with my best friends, we don't say 10 words.
How dumb is it that we've invented words we can't use?

Dying to know, scared to find out.
I have no use for liars or people who can't apologize.

There's nothing naughty on my phone, but, NO, you can't have the login.
You know you're depressed when your parents suggest you go to a party.

DR: Are you sexually active?
ME: I'm barely physically active

NO, exchanging texts does not mean we're in love
Don't just send a sext to someone - they aren't ice-breakers.

Think girls won't find something out? - ha! - girls find out absolutely everything.
We can hear you talking about "spreading that girl's @#$" - we're at the next table.

Society: Be your true self.
Society: No, not like THAT!

Short, INTENSE, horror: You can’t connect to the Internet!

I didn't mean to interrupt, I just randomly remembered something and got excited - sorry.

Trying to complete 3 tasks before the microwave counter hits 0 - like it's life or death.

When a girl says "first of all" - run - she's done her research and she's gonna destroy you.

Comments