The Crown Interview

Being on a fast track wanting only a men angle in a future bonding case Agent Maouri knew his place especially when talking about the winning gold sovereign.

“This is an indefensible showing,” he told the Crown when the newspaper interviewed him, “an inherit royal cannot be out of the money.”

“Our future King, my dear Agent, Alberio the third is a double star,” the reporter retaliated, “and as for his second wife, well shez got bling.”

“Bling, huh, a Yankee dancer has bling?” The Agent strategically asked, “she was out of the money only a few months ago.”

“Agent Maouri,” the reporter returned to the hard talking style, “she has a good track.”

“Do you know where they met?” Agent Mauori started to press the issue.

“As a matter of fact, I do,” the reporter answered, “at a park reading poetry to each other about Albion.”

“And what is Albion?” the Agent raised his voice.

“Well Agent Maouri it is a Kingdom that is United,” the journalist defended “and I hear she could be in first place and Maywin Troubadour Maestro for her puffy pastry poem that she submitted to the French Quarterly magazine.”

“Yeah, and I am 007,” Agent Maouri responded.

“Actually, I took you for Inspector Cousteau,” and that is where the interview ended.