The adventures of patchy poos and the chatty cat
The adventures of patchy poos and the chatty cat.
Once upon a time there was a patchy poos who sat at my shoes, waiting for his walkies. He soon grew tired of waiting in quiet, and began to wiggle and whine.
Patches smile turned upside down, showing a frown, and he barked out very loudly.
I looked at him kindly and whispered in time boy not yet for another half hour.
He could not comprehend it was not yet half past ten, he was simply half hour to early.
Of he went to the front door mat, to pass the time with a chat with the cat.
For half an hour to be exact Milo was a very chatty chap to all the other cats
He chitter chartered no matter the creaton or creature, he even managed to chitter chatter to a cheater
Milo just loved to chitter chatter he was so happy patch came over to natter.
As milo could natter and chatter about whatever even the weather.
Patch said to milo the cat, "oh the woos I have my dear pussycat, I beg can you take me a walkies out back"
Milo replied "my dear patch i am merely a pussycat I cannot do a thing like that, but maybe I can help get your walkies back"
Neither were aware there was simply time to spare.
So a plan they decided to hatch in order to get patches walkies back.
They knew they would need a hooman and a lead, and the front door to open for them to be freed, which would require the use of some keys.
Patch began to become really blue, as he thought his walkies were through.
Because although they had legs totalling 8 they weren't tall enough for an escape.
But milo carried on chattering away, with another plan, another way.
He realised they needed the hooman to come and play. There simply wasn't another way to get through the doorway.
Milo moo and patchy poo needed to think of what to do, to get there hooman to take patch a walkies.
Milo the cat decided to have a little chat explaining we cannot have patch without a walk and that's that!!!
Unfortunately there hooman didnt seem to understand the fact and simply shhhhhhhhhsed poor milos chitter chattering chat.
The two knew that they had to think of something new so patch thought it through and decided on a sort of game of peek a boo.
He stood on the door way and barked and barked till his hoomans interest grew then he darted back to milo the cat on the front door mat.
Awaiting his hooman to follow but when he turned around the hooman was no where to be found so back he went to try again barking peek a boo.
Milo decided he wanted to play the game to meowing peek a boo I see you.
Hooman please follow us to.
Back at the front door they waited patiently feeling elated.
But soon they grew tired of waiting in quiet, and having to think it all through.
Looking at one another they knew the peek a boo plan was through.
Before they had chance to think of another plan the clock turned half past 10.
Out came there hooman holding her coat and patchy poos lead. Patchy poo and milo moo were so pleased the plan was a success In getting patches walkies back.
Who knew that a simple game of peek a boo was all they needed to do.
If only they knew what was actually true,haha peek a book from me, patchy poo and milo moo too. THE END.
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