Marketing Branded Holy Then Life Bull
Looking skyward, Hal and Dale noticed the Holy Bull travelling the wild blue yonder, destination the market.
“Do you think he is going to be a bear about baring his soul?” Hal asked his friend who just pocketed the keys to his Gulfstream private airplane.
“You know back in our younger days, Hal,” Dale responded, “we were really fluffy despite being out of the money.”
“And then that maiden who had the option to do claiming, appeared,” Hal recounted.
“Saying she was a gift from the Gods,” Dale continued, “Evanora her name was, and it was her show.”
Headlined by her winner boyfriend Khozall, am I right?” Hal tried clarifying, “she used to say he was a llamarada.”
“Yes, Evanova’s fast track big flame.”
It was a chance meeting with Evanova, a kind dialogue relationship that started earning Hal and Dale an allowance with the option to claim. With this new financial wealth, the two decided, “let’s produce a stage musical”. Having the ‘American speed, get things done promptly winning attitude’ they hired a celebrity headliner forgetting about Evanova.
“Her name is Alexi Zorba,” Hal introduced the investment to Dale, “she will be fantastic in this place.”
“What place?” Dale questioned.
“Our show, of course, Jeopardy’s Theory,” Hal remained firm knowing his turf, “you see, the Scandinavian Giant Orwandii lost his big toe, frostbite the culprit and apparently his neighbor Thor cut it off, then throw in song and dance and,”
“And what our Rigel theme plot line will put us out of the money?”
Still having an allowance with an option to claim, after funding the entertainment venture, Hal and Dale used their fast-track status, going backstage. Taking a second, bumping into Atatlanta Alexandra, the seamstress from Georgia, they were quickly amazed seeing the many embroidery patterns.
“Those sure are nice winning French Broderie,” Hal exclaimed.
“I save many stage warriors with my needling and fabrication,” Atatlanta replied.
Suddenly, Evanova and Khozall, stormed into the dressing rooms, “who is Alexi Zorba?” The two shrieked.
“A headliner celebrity,” Hal and Dale stated in unison.
“But this part was written for Evanova,” Khozall defended his flame’s alarming siren.
Taking a stance, Hal told them bluntly, “Adios babe, your no longer in the show!”
“But I have someone better then Alexi Zorbi,” Evenova suggested humbly knowing she was not the star, “her name is Minxi and she is out of the money.”
“Alexi Zorba is our final decision,” Dale added.
Weeks later Jeopardy Theory opened and received rave reviews, everybody loved the branded personality.
“Do you think we made the right choice in grade quality?” Hal inquired.
“Economically, yes, morally, no,”
Pulling the Gulfstream engine starters out Hal offered, “do you want to get out of here, go to LA and meet up with our friend Robert Lewis.”
During the east, west coast plane ride, the two looked out the window and holy bull stood there ready to be seasoned and slaughtered. “It just another piece of meat,” Hal whispered.
“And how wonderful the steaks are up here with all the galactic stars.”
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