Hoodless Horse Power Of Sacred Land 'A'
Wearing a red and yellow vest Prince Pennzoil was in the field upon the orders of King Ford. It seemed the Horsepower of Sacred ‘A’ as he was nicknamed had the mission of protecting the land’s sacred ‘A’. With the 1,000 bulbs of light better known as stars guiding his way the child of the crown slowly proceeded through the dark forest fulfilling a civic duty that made him filled with pride. As the midnight land crackled beneath him the guarded walk started to show its eerie side while the moon made sure the royal in waiting was shown the area despite the day’s hour.
Then it happened Prince Pennzoil had a moment that made him oil in his pants when a tall woman with an ax blind sided the future leader by taking one deadly swipe. Falling to the ground the Prince watched his blood ooze out like it was coming from a shell and flow into a brook that was neighboring the situation.
“No, Ax Alta!!!,” the Prince screamed watching the crimson tide form in the tranquil body of water.
Hours later King Ford stared at his son who laid there taken apart like a jigsaw puzzle, “I want my boy put back together,” he screamed as 22 subjects jumped over the wall to get into the castle to perform the request, “Yes, majesty we are on it,” they said studying the body, “he is missing his hood was the observation.”
“I know that,” the King responded, “get some duct tape and put it back on you all have a minute and 41 seconds!!” He ordered looking at his DVP clock.
King Ford left the operating room and made another command, “I want to see those two brothers, the one with monster energy and the other one that was eye candy.”
And the subjects who were just as angry made sure this request was fulfilled in the shortest time.
Sitting on his throne King Ford watched the brother with monster energy and the eye candy sibling approach their leader waiting for orders. “I want to know what blind sided my son and took his hood off, so you two are to go to the Sacred Land of ‘A’ and find me answers.”
Both of the brothers looked at each other, “hey bro,” one said “doesn’t answers start with the letter ‘A”?
“Yes,” the other retorted, “and if the land is sacred it will give us answers on who blind sided Prince Pennzoil.”
When night started to fall the young knights started to fulfill their orders by heading out into the Sacred land of ‘A’. “What do you got their younger bro?” the one with monster energy asked.
“Eighteen cans of Miller Lite,” answered the one with eye candy looks.
So, throughout the evening period the pair went looking for Prince Pennzoil’s hood and when the clock was ready to strike midnight there it was flapping in the wind. Finishing the final Miller Lite the eye candy brother reached for the flapping hood when both brothers were suddenly blind-sided with only a flapping hood watching as a witness.
Soon dawn came and went with the King being very concerned when there was not a report on his desk about what blindsided his son. Before lunch one subject entered the chambers to report, “the two brothers were busch whacked.”
“I thought they brought Miller Lite with them,” the King was shocked.
“Yes, they did and still my majesty they were busch wacked.”
“Well, bring me the Dent Wizard, we must have a meeting,” was the order.
“Yes, my majesty, “was the response.”
As both the thinkers thought they pondered the facts that the brothers were smashed from Miller Lite then ended up busch whacked while the Prince just lost his hood.
“Maybe the Ryan’s could be hope in this type of situation,” was a thought from the Dent Wizard who knew how to fix these bumps and bruises.
“Yes,” one of the King’s 1,000 light bulbs went off in his head, “the two Ryan’s will be able to get some answers to this predicament.”
Before heading out into the Sacred Land of ‘A’ the two Ryan’s shook hands and waited for the green light to retrieve both the answers as well as the missing hood. Knowing exactly where it was, they quickly rounded each twist and turn making their way through all the natural elements. When they made it to the destination, they both knew it was going to be close and the 18-year-old Ryan held back feeling his bigger odds were not good enough to claim the prize of the missing hood. But the favorite one stuck his nose out only to be blindsided before grabbing the metal treasure.
Seeing the monster that had energy the 18-year-old defied the odds by stealing the flapping hood and high tailing it back to the castle.
When the new day was halfway done King Ford and his son Prince Pennzoil had his hood returned and put back on all in the proper place and was ready for battle. While sitting on their throne Ryan was introduced to the royals by the Dent Wizard and then everyone planned their strategy to win back all the missing hoods from the Hollywood Casino who was distributing it to all the movie companies in Oz.
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