Comedy routine.

There might still be a comedy bar, but I remember the night I ventured in. A small pitcher of beer just for me. I dont remember if it was half beer or the second one finished. I knew some jojkes like when Your homeless and drinkig its goo big or go home. Asking the bartender how to get a chance on the strage. She just mumbled something like You can go on next hope Yuo get a laugh.

An audience not drunk enough for me, but when the stage was clear I walked up with my pitcher half full leaviging my mug at the table. Does any one know when am I. no laughs. Im still trying to turn up the volume in my head could You guys please turn up the laughs or I will be like my god given talent and be wasted.

I dont remember when I got off stage but It was likely after I sat down on stage and chugged my pitcher.

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