For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
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A little boy asked his mother why the minister got a month's vacation while his dad only got two weeks. The mother answered, 'Well, son, if he's a good minister, he needs it. If he isn't, the congregation needs it.'
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A doctor says to a man, 'You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day.' Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, 'How is your love life since you have been running?' 'I don't know, I'm 140 mile
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
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There couldn't be a society of people who didn't dream. They'd be dead in two weeks.
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
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Daniel 9:26:
After the sixty-two 'sevens,' the Anointed One will be put to death and will have nothing. The people of the ruler who will come will destroy the city and the sanctuary. The end will come like a flood: War will continue until the end, and desolations have been decreed.
(NIV)
And after the sixty-two weeks [of years] shall the Anointed One be cut off or killed and shall have nothing [and no one] belonging to [and defending] Him. And the people of the [other] prince who will come will destroy the city and the sanctuary. Its end shall come with a flood; and even to the end there shall be war, and desolations are decreed. [Isa. 53:7-9; Nah. 1:8; Matt. 24:6-14.](AMP)
And after threescore and two weeks shall Messiah be cut off, but not for himself: and the people of the prince that shall come shall destroy the city and the sanctuary; and the end thereof shall be with a flood, and unto the end of the war desolations are determined.
(KJV)
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Daniel 9:25:
'Know and understand this: From the time the word goes out to restore and rebuild Jerusalem until the Anointed One, the ruler, comes, there will be seven 'sevens,' and sixty-two 'sevens.' It will be rebuilt with streets and a trench, but in times of trouble.'
(NIV)
Know therefore and understand that from the going forth of the commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem until [the coming of] the Anointed One, a Prince, shall be seven weeks [of years] and sixty-two weeks [of years]; it shall be built again with [city] square and moat, but in troublous times.
(AMP)
Know therefore and understand, that from the going forth of the commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince shall be seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times.
(KJV)
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I know hundreds of people who have spent years and thousands of dollars on tests looking for ulcers or spastic bowels. I tell them to lay off all dairy products for two weeks. The results are usually so striking that it changes thier lives.
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Compared to the last two weeks, there are not too many scheduled events with the ability to move the entire market next week. So traders will try to make money by focusing on individual names and earnings reports.
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The kids have overcome a huge batch of adversity the last two weeks. I thought they played very hard tonight. A couple plays made a big difference in the football game.
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We haven�t been very productive throwing the football the last two weeks. That�s one area we definitely have to look at, ... When you do that you�ve got to look at production, you�ve got to look at the guy, the quarterback, look at the receivers. We�re going to do all of that. Then we�re going to decide what gives us the best chance.
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We got a lot of work to do plain and simple. This bye week didn't look to be in a good spot when it first came out, but obviously right now it's what we need because we have a great deal of work this next two weeks.
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A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.
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We do as much business in two weeks as four or five normal months. We turn away at least as much as we can handle.
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When I finally decided to do the show, I only had two weeks to learn the choreography and the songs in French.
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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
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If you could kick the person responsible for most of your troubles in the backside, you wouldn't be able to sit down for two weeks.
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This opportunity has been great. These last two weeks, I've learned so much. It's good to get a look at it now so I know what to expect in the future.
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