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Quote Left It was a funny situation, ... My son was born and as the nurse yelled out the time of birth -- 7:05 p.m. -- everybody started chuckling, which I couldn't understand. Then someone said it was happening around the same time the puck was being dropped in our game [against Montreal] at the Air Canada Centre. I guess I'll have to get the little guy a stick. Quote Right
Quote Left From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents.
From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks.
From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality.
From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
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Quote Left From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash. Quote Right
Quote Left Keep breathing. Quote Right
Quote Left Guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people! Quote Right
Quote Left The standard carcinogenicity bioassay, which involves treating two rodent species for a minimum of 2 years, at a range of doses, is acknowledged to be an insensitive tool because of the background `noise' of spontaneous disease. Most strains of rat used in such studies have high incidence of pituitary and mammary tumours; some inbred rat strains frequently develop leukaemia or testicular tumours; mice strains show high incidence of malignant lymphomas and liver tumours. Quote Right
Quote Left A trumpet player only knows three dynamics: Loud, Louder, and Loudest. Quote Right
Quote Left I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better. Quote Right
Quote Left The thousands of people who have suffered food poisoning after eating beef will, no doubt, appreciate that their beef was aesthetically acceptable, even though it made them ill. `Lovely to look at, dangerous to eat' is not a standard that is likely to help beef sales. Quote Right
Quote Left No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the Legislature is in session. Quote Right
Quote Left The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside. Quote Right
Quote Left I had a home; I had a big, successful business, a little piece of the land of Israel n all that was stolen from me. Quote Right
Quote Left He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. Quote Right