Time is Too slow for those who wait, Too swift for those who fear, Too long for those who grieve, Too short for those who rejoice. But for those who love, time is not.

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Satire is a sort of glass wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own; which is the chief reason for that kind reception it meets with in the world, and that so very few are offended with it.

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Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.

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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts. For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, Which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. You may strive to be like them, but seek not to make them like you, For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday. You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth. The archer sees the mark upon the path of the infinite, and He bends you with His might that His arrows might go swift and far. Let your bending in the archer's hand be for gladness; For even as He loves the arrow that flies, so He loves also the bow that is stable.

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I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child, well nursed, is at a year old, a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.

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Don't stand beside my grave and weep, For I'm not there, I do not sleep, I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond's glint on snow, I am the sunlight on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn's rain.
When you awaken in morning's hush, I am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circle flight, I am soft stars that shine at night, Don't stand beside my grave and cry, I am not there. I did not die.

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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

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If the point is sharp, and the arrow is swift, it can pierce through the dust no matter how thick.

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On wrongs swift vengeance waits.

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It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom.

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Life has been compared to a race, but the allusion improves by observing, that the most swift are usually the least manageable and the most likely to stray from the course. Great abilities have always been less serviceable to the possessors than moderate ones.

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I believe no satirist could breathe this air. If another Juvenal or Swift could rise up among us tomorrow, he would be hunted down. If you have any knowledge of our literature, and can give me the name of any man, American born and bred, who has anatomized our follies as a people, and not as this or that party; and who has escaped the foulest and most brutal slander, the most inveterate hatred and intolerant pursuit; it will be a strange name in my ears, believe me.

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She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork.

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She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitch folk.

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I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the religion of the country. Nothing can render them popular, but some degree of persecution.

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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through

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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.

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I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled, and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.

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Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.

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When the swift iron burning bee Drained the wild honey of their youth.

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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in confederacy against him.

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Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are travelling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.

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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.

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A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.

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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

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How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so much as take warning

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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.

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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love on another.

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I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.

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