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Quote Left Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not f**king empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big f**king Hershey bar at the end of the run. Then you'll be like a Swiss ski jumper going, I'm there! Quote Right
Quote Left All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all I ever wanted. Except I knew I had a good voice and I could always get a couple of beers off of it. All of a sudden someone threw me in this rock 'n' roll band. They threw these musicians at me, man, and the sound was coming from behind. The bass was charging me. And I decided then and there that that was it. I never wanted to do anything else. It was better than it had been with any man, you know. Maybe that's the trouble. Quote Right
Quote Left Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn Quote Right
Quote Left I am Stoned of Borg! Resistance is like, like, I forget. Quote Right
Quote Left Drink wet cement and get really stoned. Quote Right
Quote Left Acts 7:59: While they were stoning him, Stephen prayed, 'Lord Jesus, receive my spirit.' (NIV)

And while they were stoning Stephen, he prayed, Lord Jesus, receive and accept and welcome my spirit! (AMP)

And they stoned Stephen, calling upon God, and saying, Lord Jesus, receive my spirit. (KJV)

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Quote Left In the land of the blind, the man with one eye will be stoned to death... Quote Right

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