If a seagull poops on your head, Laugh. There is no other choice. If you step in dog poop Laugh again. There's still no other choice. Do I even need to mention cow poop? However if you step in human poop, Cry. It means you are just stupid! From book "What the Hell" by lin Stearns
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Clutter yourself to death! Just don't invite anyone over! From book "What the Hell" by lin Stearns
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Sports will always cost more than you have! From book "What the Hell" by lin stearns
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To all Men and Kids, I beg you quit saying "I don't know where it is!" Make it your business to know. From book "What the Hell" by lin stearns
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Don't wipe IT on your clothes! We've been wearing clothes for 6000 years. Get it! From the book "What the Hell" by lin Stearns
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If you go to a friends or relatives house and their dog jumps all over you, LEAVE. They obviously do not respect you. Say goodbye, to the Dog! From the book "What the Hell", by lin Stearns
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If you are in a Walmart with your toddler and they cry, DO NOT SCREAM at them. Take them home for a nap. No one should be in Walmart at nap-time.
From book "What the Hell" by lin Stearns
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If you are in a fender bender and it is their fault go up to them and say, "What the Hell?". If you are in a fender bender and it is your fault, go up to them and say, "What the Hell?"
From book "What the Hell?", by Lin Stearns
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