Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius
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I feel it is time that I also pay tribute to my four writers, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support
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I made a commitment to this woman that I love, this family that I love and I realized this can be fixed and it's okay to part the ego, to abandon self and just stay true to my commitment and be a man of my word. Things are really good. Today we have hope, we have a shot,
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Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart. Have you left a place for divine love? by
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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it.
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Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it.
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Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it.
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Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded.
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I'm one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother.
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Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals
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It's like being a Knight of the Garter. It's an honor, but it doesn't hold up anything.
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn
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I think she did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks.
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The only way to win audiences is to tell people about the life and death of Christ. Every other approach is a waste
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