Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
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Here I sit broken-hearted, tried to shit but only farted
Later on I took a chance, tried to fart and shat in my pants!
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If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.
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Be careful -- Your family's future is in your hands.
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You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
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And I think to myself... this world is so fucked up that people can't even take a shit in a public restroom.
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Now I've got my back to him. I'm starting to walk out. Then I hear, 'Now ladies and gentlemen, introducing the United States Marine Corpse band.' I decided I wouldn't even go to the restroom, ... I came right back.
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This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
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I pity the poet whose litterary genius is aroused by the smell of shit!
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The way to tell a field hand from an office hand is as follows: An office hand will use the restroom, then wash hands; A field hand will wash hands then use the restroom.
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Jenny + Greg' (written in a heart)
Written by a different person underneath:
'If you love him so much why do you write his name where you wipe your ass?
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