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I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Fat Bastard - Austin Powers 2 |

You realize with all the success he's having, he's still the same person. In his phone book, he probably could call any superstar in the world and hang out with him at any given moment. But he still doesn't comb his hair and he still just chills and hangs out.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | LenDale White |

She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me all this. Nothing. She gave me nothing. That's what I need. No phone book, no Game Boy, no pasta maker, TV Guide. Nowhere to go, nothing to do.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Andrew Schneider |

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people they're just acquaintances.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Jay Leno |

The shortest books: 1) A Guide to Arab Democracies; 2) Everything Men Know About Women; 3) The Amish Phone Book

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Anonymous |