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Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Steve Martin |

As a general rule, I don't plan to travel with my Oscars, but we may have to make an exception.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Paul Haggis |

Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based on Material from Another Meeting.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | William Goldman |