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Quote Left Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience. Quote Right
Quote Left I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down and that made me angry 'cause I like loud music... so when he knocked on the wall, I'd mess with his head. I'd say Go around! I cannot open the wall! I dunno if you have a door on your side but over here there's nothin'. It's just flat. Quote Right
Quote Left My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first. Quote Right
Quote Left I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you. Quote Right
Quote Left I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military. Quote Right
Quote Left People come down for baseball or football or hockey and drive by the refurbished Fox and State theaters, they see the new Hard Rock Cafe, the Borders bookstore, the bars and restaurants, the loft conversions. You can't drive around and not see what's happening down here. Quote Right
Quote Left I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. Quote Right
Quote Left I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. Quote Right
Quote Left I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. There's a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Quote Right
Quote Left I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. Quote Right
Quote Left Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... Quote Right
Quote Left I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself. Quote Right
Quote Left There are six ducks out here, and they all want Sun Chips! Quote Right
Quote Left Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. Quote Right
Quote Left I drank some boiling water... because I wanted to whistle. Quote Right
Quote Left I tried walking into a Target , but I missed. Quote Right
Quote Left I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too. Quote Right
Quote Left People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky. Quote Right
Quote Left True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blinfolded, like a goddamn magic show, ready to doubleteam your girlfriend. Quote Right
Quote Left Lost love is still love. It takes a different form, that Quote Right
Quote Left A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. Quote Right
Quote Left And in that line now was a whiskered old man, with a linen cap and a crooked nose, who waited in a place called the Stardust Band Shell to share his part of the secret of heaven: that each affects the other and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one. Quote Right
Quote Left Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves. Quote Right
Quote Left I actually built a tiny computer as a junior high school project. Quote Right
Quote Left Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harms we do, we do to ourselves. Quote Right
Quote Left Strangers are just family you have yet to come to know. Quote Right
Quote Left The perverse presumption that places the burden of proof on the challenger of spending must be inverted, back to the rule that applies elsewhere in life: 'Prove to me why we should.' Quote Right
Quote Left People are only mean when they're threatened, and that's what our culture does. That's what our economy does. Quote Right
Quote Left The federal government was responsible for building the levees, engineering the levees, and consequentially, the federal government is responsible for repairing the damage that has been done, which has not been completed yet. Quote Right
Quote Left All great enterprises have a pearl of faith at their core, and this must be ours: that Americans are still a people born to liberty. That they retain the capacity for self-government. That, addressed as free-born, autonomous men and women of God-given dignity, they will rise yet again to drive back a mortal enemy. Quote Right
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