If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
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When the night has been too lonely And the road has been too long And you think that love is only For the lucky and the strong Just remember in the winter Far beneat the winter spreads Lies the seed that with the sun's love In the spring becomes the rose.
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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She out to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance.
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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